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to pee in my bath

57 replies

Aoifebelle · 04/04/2014 20:04

Shit week relaxing in the tub. Wine has gone to my bladder. Candles are on the closed loo lid. Cant be arsed to move. WIBU to pee in my own bath?

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Aoifebelle · 04/04/2014 20:21

Pleasejustgo are you trying to tell me something?

And for those who asked I started thread for amusement. As I said been a shit week and I am in need of some relief in more ways than one.

DP just deliveded a wine top up. Getting close to decision time.

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DealForTheKids · 04/04/2014 20:22

Aoife - do it. And send your DP to me please - I need a top up and can't be arsed to get off the sofa Grin

Pleasejustgo · 04/04/2014 20:23

Nah just trying to make you feel better about technically pissing yourself heh heh Wink

Pleasejustgo · 04/04/2014 20:24

Sorry OP that was a but harsh. Drink the wine and wee in the empty wine glass Grin

picnicbasketcase · 04/04/2014 20:25

Nobody but you would have known if you hadn't asked, and you already know you would've done it anyway, everyone has, and anyone who claims they haven't is a fibbing ninny.

So my advice would be go ahead if you haven't already, and just keep it to yourself in the future.

Tallypet · 04/04/2014 20:26

Do it! Baths are for relaxing and being 'relaxed' Grin
Enjoy your Wine and bath

Aoifebelle · 04/04/2014 20:26

BTW in RL my name is not Aoife. No sireee bob.

Tempted to let a little bit go, just to see what it feels like, but worried that once the flood gates have opened ...

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LaurieFairyCake · 04/04/2014 20:26

I sit in the bath so long I pee about 6 times

It's only unreasonable if some poor fuckers getting in after you Wink

That's a jenny eclair joke and no, she didn't tell her husband

ChickenFromHell · 04/04/2014 20:27

I bath with 11mo DD every night, she pees in the bath twice or more without fail. Go for it OP.

squoosh · 04/04/2014 20:27

Do it, one little pee in a big bath won't hurt.

If you suffer from cystitis it's recommended you wee in a bicarb bath, your urethra opens letting the bicarby water in.

gimcrack · 04/04/2014 20:27

Depends if it's just water or if you've got any bubble bath in there.

Aoifebelle · 04/04/2014 20:28

Pleasejustgo following your logic most urinations would be pissing yourself, unless of course you sit on someone, that would be pissing someone else.

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Pleasejustgo · 04/04/2014 20:31

Hmmm depends being in a bath is like wearing water in a way. You wee and it stays on your outfit of water in the same it's on your pants.

When you wee in the loo it magically disappears like it never was.

Aoifebelle · 04/04/2014 20:38

Well those against I blame you. I did let a little wee out, just to see. Didn't feel right. So I hauled my tipsy ass out of the bath, removed my ikea candelabra from the closed toilet lid, placed it on the floor and sat down on the porcelain throne for a wee in the appointed place, only to burn said tipsy (ample) ass on the candles in the candleabra, and now I cannot get back into my toasty tub as it hurts. I shall know better next time. Pee in the tub all the way.

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MrsCakesPremonition · 04/04/2014 20:41

DS pees on the bath nearly every night. He holds on to it especially. I haven't found a way of forcing him to use the toilet instead. So far he and the bath are surviving OK.

coffeeinbed · 04/04/2014 20:41

Oh but hazel, that just a free exfoliating treatment.
people pay good money for that.

flyingspaghettimonster · 04/04/2014 22:16

The midwife told me to do it after a 4th degree tear. I also do it when my cystitis is so bad I can't stop needing to pee... Then I sit in a hot bath till I can get out. I always shower down afterwards and scrub the tub though...

LoveVintage · 04/04/2014 22:18

On the plus side, if you get stung by a jellyfish in there, your wee will stop it from stinging.

LittleDonkeyKong · 04/04/2014 22:27

I always pee in the bath after I have pulled the plug, Its just always something that seems to happen.

Queenofknickers · 04/04/2014 22:31

I've been told to do it loads of times by Heath professionals (history of gynae/bladder/childbirth) and all of them have said its sterile. Pee freely

meditrina · 04/04/2014 22:34

There's urea in expensive skin are products. At least you'd know the provenance of this supply.

(But I hope you don't get your hair in the water).

nirishma · 04/04/2014 22:39

Go for it. DD does this all the time and I just rinse her down with the shower after Grin

arethereanyleftatall · 04/04/2014 22:43

Yuck. No.

shallweshop · 04/04/2014 22:43

Your bath, your rules!

arethereanyleftatall · 04/04/2014 22:44

I mean yes, don't do it...

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