To wonder why no one has posted a picture of a PENIS yet?

[LaurieFairyCake]

We've had photos for aaaages. Hq are always on t'gin and slow to take down threads.

How come no ones posted a cock picture yet?

And don't say it's cos everyone's all mature and shit cos that's bollocks

Someone has.

that bloke that was offering his sexual services.

I think it was a penis anyway. It looked like one, only smaller.

Because there's no need. Yet. There hasn't been a thread that needed that.

How DO you post pictures?

I can only post photos!

Tell me and I will post a penis.

He didn't post a pic did he - I was on that thread.

Did you mean Yoni massage man, Brian?

There is no demand for it.

Hardly Picasso's are they.

we know they think it, even if they never say it

Oh, god, the drunk thread tonight will be full of them. . .

Given that there's so many trolls and hairy handed weirdos posting I'm genuinely wondering why no one has

Here's a massive penis.

I am sure we had a bloke come on and do that. didn't we? Unless I am dreaming about mn again.

To be a Mum you need a mostly penis so we know what they are like.

oh no! I'm wrong! It was a troll who was pretending that her son in law or something had some photos and she linked to some site or other.

I think.

Please someone tell me they remember that!

That's just you Hec

I'm tempted to post one now just so' s I can be first.

I could get banned and a bad name for myself and actually get some house work done

8 years of posting history gone bang it one naughty moment - you could all shake your heads and tsk.

I'm sure I remember that one Hecate, but I'm almost sure there was another chap offering his 'no strings services' who felt that a photo of his cock would bring all the laydees running.

It didn't as far as I remember.

True, Feline. We also know they are damned ugly things.

Far better to have pictures of pretty things. Like CAKE!

Guinness chocolate cake!

I'm very surprised about this, too.

Maybe the trolls haven't thought of it.

I'll post a penis pic, noone likes me anyway =)

:o

squoosh

I recall some cocks in socks pics, do they count? They were gratuitous enough!

Like this?

I recall some bloke posting a link to a picture of his dick. True to form, most comments were about the decor in the background

I'm trying to imagine dh's face if I asked him to whop it out so I could take a photo of it

He'd think he was hallucinating or that I'd started afternoon drinking

The bloke offering sexual services definitely posted a picture of himself totally naked and standing to attention in a not very tastefully decorated kitchen. It was very red and shiny. The penis that is. The kitchen was beige.