Jayzus Kerrist, The Trolls are Marching ON, this morning, DUCK!

[Quinteszilla]

Take cover, or whatever.

Some schools have broken up for holidays already.

But surely only the posho private schools have broken up so they are at least a different class of troll?

Where? My trolldar is broken

Oh, got one. How many am I looking for?

I wanted noodles. I never knew i wanted noodles til i read that jeremy kyle special. DS ate the noodles and never told me. Bloody trolls

I just had noodles for lunch Ghost

Yes, Mary, though the content itself is poor

Luis nooooo. S' not fair!!!
Tis mad in here today right enough. I have found 3.

The Scottish schools are off they must be Scottish trolls!!

Scottish schools this way aren't off yet. Don't blame us!

Are they not?? The Scottish schools here are as my dc are driving me nuts

I think I spotted a fourth one. Could be wrong but I am having a wee bet with myself that its going wrong quite soon. Have to say I am surprised the bloke got of with referring to MN as 'you girls'

Fife are off now. Holiday dates are strange this year.

No 5. Pets.

Is the pets a troll? I couldn't decided.

Is the one about the American mother thinking bouncing is dodgy behaviour a troll???

AramintaDeWinter I think its bored teenager rather than teachers

I like the idea of teachers doing it. They would be harder to spot. I would hope.

As an aside, my slattern mother role has once again been reprised when DD casually mentioned she finishes for Easter next week. A quick check in my diary and I was 'Oh, yes, of course I knew that' ahem.

Someone say duck?

See I read duck and thought this was a stoke thread....

I just want to know why the Fife schools are off already! Easter isn't for ages- do you have three weeks off or do you go back and then break again for the Easter weekend?

Talking of all things unbelievable, I got totally checked out today. Then they got close enough to see how old I was . Felt gorchuss and 21 again for about 30 seconds though.