Should I ground him?

[fridayfreedom]

DS 15 has a 3 inch long nipple hair, just one!
He won't let me pluck or cut it. Should I ground him? He is also becoming more resistant to me squeezing his blackheads. Where have I gone wrong??

Just wait until he's asleep... duh (and try bribery for the blackheads - invest in a "thingy" from Amazon or somewhere - they have a proper name but I forget what it is, (try searching "spot popper" or "blackhead squeezer" type thing) and then bribe him to keep still.

YABU. He's not your dog. You can't groom him.

Oh for christs sake, it's clearly a lighthearted post. Can we not have them anymore without the fucking label 'lighthearted' in the thread title?

Pin him down and pluck away, op. ??

Its lighthearted. Ffs.

This is a joke right?

Well done Einstein.

Erm yes, it's a joke....

no spots and blackheads are not a joke.

there is nothing more deadly serious than a teenage boys yellow/black spotted skin and his inability to pop them himself ir allow you to pop them.

it's bloody torture.

I once pounced in ds 2 while he was asleep aged 15 and popped a beautiful huge yellow one that had been twinkling at me all day. I had to be quick and decisive as he yelled like a girl!

re the hair just conceal a tweezers about your person and go for it.

Can't you give him a loving hug and accidentally grab the hair? My ds (6) has one front tooth left sticking out, he looks like a hill billy. I was going to attack him in his sleep but dh wouldn't let me

DS1 (14) had a little whitehead pimple on his upper lip. He wouldn't let me go anywhere near it, because he said you shouldn't squeeze spots and it would be better left alone! What kind of a person have I raised?!

Ground him on the grounds that he is not fit to be seen until random hair has been dealt with!

Swap all his tops for girls ones and refuse to swap back until he allows you to pluck. That'll teach him.

Eurgh I'm not looking forward to having a teenage boy in the house!

Three ffs what have we raised indeed?

I have 4 kids who can't bear squeezing spots, fair enough, but they won't let me do it either.

why? why? from a child upwards I adore a good spot/blackhead or best of all a boil

what have we done to raise such squeamish wimps! dh is the same.

shouldn't squeeze spots indeed! whatever next. Armageddon!

Occasionally he will let me have a go at his monobrow but yes he squeals like a girl!
He squeezes his own spots too. Am sorely disappointed in him...