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Cock in a sock - BARF!!!

38 replies

Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 13:42

Now I do enjoy the male form, but some of the pictures I've been seeing on facefuck are dis-gus-tin!

I don't want to see my male friends in the buff with a sock making their cock look like gonzo!

Just send a donation via text that's all it takes!!

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softlysoftly · 21/03/2014 13:49

Oh no you aren't sucking me in that easily, i've already been roundly blasted for questioning the bare faced selfie bullshit.

If mens cocks wearing socks are the cure for testicular cancer then thats up to them and the medical profession.

Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 13:51

Why?! Have I missed the no make up really got mascara thread?!
Grin

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squeakytoy · 21/03/2014 13:53

I am disappointed that none of the men on my friendlist have participated in this.. :D

enlightenmequick · 21/03/2014 13:55

I'm not too excited at the prospect of seeing any of the men on my friends list either, but if either my dad or my brother join in, I will be cancelling my profile.

steff13 · 21/03/2014 13:56

Cock in a Sock, it sounds like a naughty Dr. Suess book.

Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 13:57

No squeaky after the ones I have seen! I now need a bleach eye wash!

Wouldn't mind if they were all Adonis's but they are NOT!

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Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 13:58

Grin steff

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 21/03/2014 13:58

Cock in a sock.

Cock in a sock - BARF!!!
Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 14:00

Ha ha just seen ^^^ that too

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elliejjtiny · 21/03/2014 14:11

One of the school dads has done this and tagged his DW who is on my friends list. I don't know him that well and now I've seen way too much of him. I need brain bleach

Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 14:14

I think we should post em on ere!

Grin
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Goldmandra · 21/03/2014 14:18

I could really do without people fulfilling their bizarre sexual fantasies on my FB page!

Love the DC version though Grin

caruthers · 21/03/2014 14:22

If in some banal way it raises some money for testicular cancer it's a good thing.

I have neither got a facebook account or a sock that fits well enough to join in.

But i'll donate anyway.

DietCokeMultipackCan · 21/03/2014 14:26

I have some pretty attractive Facebook friends, I'm all for this!

Will also be interested to see some of the Adonis' who were passing comment on some of the make up free women. Grin

FelixFelix · 21/03/2014 14:26

There's also a men wearing makeup thing doing the rounds. I feel like it's never ending Hmm

Lj8893 · 21/03/2014 14:29

After being called a bitter cunt for questioning the naked face selfie I'm reluctant to say my true feelings about the sock on a cock selfie.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna film my smear on Monday an post it on Facebook. I nominate you all to do the same, don't forget to donate!

Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 14:31

I can see how it can raise awareness , but a donation is better!

Mr muscle (oven cleaner) doesn't not look great with a sock over his sketchy floppy cock.

unless they have a six pack and solid thighs Grin

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Justcockthesockoff · 21/03/2014 14:32

[LJ88] Grin ha ha

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weirdthing · 21/03/2014 15:06

Personally, I would enjoy seeing this (perve emoticon).

CaptainHindsight · 21/03/2014 15:12

Actual cock sock

Cock in a sock - BARF!!!
CaptainHindsight · 21/03/2014 15:13

Sorry, couldn't resist Grin

Cock in a sock - BARF!!!
AnnaLegovah · 21/03/2014 15:16

THANK you for saying this. I got the fright of my life last night when I opened Facebook to be greeted with a picture of my uncle in his living room with his trousers around his ankle and grasping (seriously) a sock on his todger.

I mean, kudos to my Aunt for finding such an obviously well-endowed chap, but I didn't sleep well last night.

Faces without makeup (and indeed with makeup as some guys on my facebook have done) is fine, but I could do without cock in a sock. Especially when there's relatives involved.

Rindercella · 21/03/2014 17:29

Anna, that is hysterical!!

theborrower · 21/03/2014 17:34

Eeeeeugh is this a thing doing the rounds now? Bleurgh, I don't want to see that on my Facebook feed

Thanks for the warning

SoleSource · 21/03/2014 17:37

Funny thread.