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Or is James Spader,,

74 replies

Mordirig · 19/03/2014 01:42

Fucking hot?
Creepy, yes,, but weirdly very, very naughtily sexy?

I am young enough to be his daughter, but I so would.

Come and slap some sense into me or validate my weirdness please or give some insight as to why he is what he is?

OP posts:
OxfordBags · 19/03/2014 19:59

But have you seen him in Lincoln? I was on the verge of tears. Fat and ruddy; am hoping it was just for that one role. Confused

RnB · 19/03/2014 20:22

OMG love him in Boston Legal. And even in Blacklist Smile

Chesntoots · 19/03/2014 21:32

Gabriel Mann - I so would....

(James Spader too. Just to get back on topic!)

WelshMaenad · 19/03/2014 21:49

Oooooh, in Secretary, oh yes please. He can re down my correspondence any time he likes.

Scuttlebutter · 19/03/2014 22:54

Absolutely adored him in Secretary (such a sexy film) and loved him and Captain Kirk in Bostol Legal (actually, that was such a great series). Now watching him in Blacklist just because it's him. Love the hat. Loooooove the voice. The voice could sweet talk me into all kinds of norty behaviour.

callmekitten · 20/03/2014 00:51

I would let him do filthy bad things to me and I would do Things-That-I-Would-Be-Ashamed-Of-Later to him. Sign me up!!

Kudzugirl · 20/03/2014 08:47

Grin.

And wasn't Maggie Gyllenhall amazing in 'Secretary' too?

MorrisZapp · 20/03/2014 08:49

Gus FRING??? What the...

nilbyname · 20/03/2014 08:54

He had it, he lost it.

Rob Lowe, still got it.

ChameleonCircuit · 20/03/2014 10:53

I'm with Scuttlebutter. It's the voice. I would SOOOO do JS.

Mordirig · 20/03/2014 11:38

Still not anywhere near any kind of way of getting Mr Spader out of my filthy thoughts!
P.S if you plan on watching S,L & VT & Secretary in the same night make sure you have the next day off any kind of work/duties thesefilmsneedtocomewithawarning so you can continue fantasising whilst also mourning the fact he will never be yours and knowing that your husband will not 'get' the request of some spanking!

Oh dear,,, what a can I have opened up.

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ByTheSea · 20/03/2014 12:05

He can totally rock my boat at times...

callmekitten · 20/03/2014 13:46

Thanks for the cloth, Kudzugirl

Those of you that are focusing on his looks are completely missing it. It's all about his persona, his "aura" if you will. And it is definitely not about "nice" sex. It's all about the nasty dark corners of your sexual imagination. It's about long, hard, sweaty nights doing unspeakably naughty things. It's all about urges. Filthy filthy urges.

Perhaps I've said too much.

blackcurrentjuice · 20/03/2014 14:05

James Spader is hot, a different more mature hot than the straightforward got he was in Stargate it even boston legal.

Especially when he's all whispery and winking 'hey Lizzy'.

Hot, hot, hot!

Kudzugirl · 20/03/2014 14:08

That cloth is having to really work for its living Callmekitten Grin
I agree that it is all about the dark side.

NynaevesSister · 20/03/2014 14:10

Yes yes yes another vote for Daniel Jackson. Any kind of Daniek Jackson in any position at any time. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeeeeeessssssss.

Scuttlebutter · 20/03/2014 14:15

I agree - that voice is made for purring disgracefully filthy suggestions into your ear while lying in a sweaty, exhausted heap on the carpet. Vanilla, he is not.

It's rather hot in here, think I need to open the window. Blush

ScrambledSmegs · 21/03/2014 18:10

James Spader was hot. Boston legal he started looking a bit like Shatner. Ugh.

Now, Dean all the way. Sam needs a haircut. And to be less of a holier-than-thou wet blanket.

ShadowsCollideWithPeople · 21/03/2014 18:17

Oh yeah. I'd kind of forgotten about James Spader, hadn't seen him in anything in years, and then I started watching The Blacklist. Mmmm. I reckon he'd be filthy. Probably in a slightly creepy, but very sexy way. His voice is just made for purring filth at you Blush

Bogeyface · 21/03/2014 18:22

In Stargate, YYYYY
In The Office? Bluergh...no way!

OlympiaFox · 21/03/2014 18:23

I love him, he's definitely sexy. Charisma, screen presence, intelligence, good voice.... even his facial expressions are sexy, although I think he's had botox, incredible that he can still be attractive after that but he is.

callmekitten · 21/03/2014 21:11

Well, due to this thread I have spent the last few days reveling in enduring disgracefully dirty thoughts about Mr. Spader. Hope you're happy, OP. Now I need batteries a shower nap.

mrscynical · 21/03/2014 22:19

Put White Palace on the list too. Older woman, younger man...

Grin
wickedfairy · 23/03/2014 16:38

In Boston Legal - I definitely would. Maybe not so much now...

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