To declare my new neighbour a prude.

[Fontofnowt]

Because she doesn't put undies on the wash line?
Even though I'm secretly glad she doesn't her being much younger/slimmer than me and she doesn't (I imagine) wear big grufters (or safety pants as my DP calls them) like me.

[TheVictorian]

I once saw a bright green pair of women's knickers blowing in the wind.