Not the song btw......
Just contemplating my 'tash and thinking it will need a bleach in the morning and wondering why you have to faff about with Jolene, mixing the powder and the cream on that tiny little tray, while trying not to sneeze, and never really sure whether you have got the right combination and all that.
AIBU to wonder why you can't just buy it in a squeezy tube?! Be a lot easier.