Well, have you?
I am an old gimmer. Twenty years ago I had well-paid office job and jacked it in to become a "trailing spouse" big mistake Eventually returned to UK with DH and did a degree and qualified as a teacher. Became pregnant during PGCE so never worked as a teacher. We live in rural area and DH works long hours so became SAHM.
Am now at the end of my tether and need to work. Not much chance of getting into teaching so thought I would look for absolutely bloody anything office work.
I can hardly say that I have spent the past few years since DC started school driving them to after school activities and watching Escape to the Country 
So I thought I might be a bit -ahem- creative with the old CV. Anyone done this?