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To have just shouted at a horse rider outside my house

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BigRedBall · 04/03/2014 13:40

Have namechanged for privacy.

I am so angry right now. We sometimes (twice a year at most) get horses going past our house as we live around the corner from a small private farm. We live in a city, so it's quite a novelty when we hear the sound of "clip clop" outside.

About 20 mins ago we heard the sound of clip clop and I took DS to the front room to look outside. As we watched the horses go by one stopped and kind of turned around and SHITTED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DRIVEWAY. Not a small bit...a big arse full of horse shit. And the rider laughed at her other horsey friends.

As soon as I saw it I put my shoes on and ran outside and the rider was going on her way again. Her friends had gone up ahead. I ran up to her shouting "excuse me" and she wouldn't stop. I shouted at her if she was going to clear up the horse poo outside my house and she replied "stop shouting at me" without even turning around to see I had a toddler in my arms.

I couldn't go any further because I was holding my DS and had left a sleeping baby inside.

Now I have a pile of horse shit outside my house, and I want to actually KILL this horse rider. Our road is a school route and I don't want children stepping in it but why the fuck should I have to clear it up? I am so pissed off. I want to get into the car and hunt down the fuckers and pull them back by their ears and tell them to clean it.

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ormirian · 05/03/2014 16:14

No-one has to like horses. Just tolerate them. In the same way as we all tolerate other people's little idiosyncracies without throwing a fit or getting chippy. In the grand scheme of things a small pile of horse manure is not a major inconvenience.

Ledkr · 05/03/2014 16:14

Ill sniff both next time I'm out!
It's still ugly messy and inconvenient though.
I wouldn't want a pile if either on the end if my drive because it looks unsightly and may ruin our shoes and carpets.
Then there's the issue of QUANTITY Hmm

Ledkr · 05/03/2014 16:16

Do horses have little tax discs on there saddles?

TillyTellTale · 05/03/2014 16:16

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falabella

I don't know, is technique involved in the waving? Or is random flailing acceptable? I can do that.

I have been googling, and I think you should poopascoop with falabella horses, because those are supervised pets, but actual normal ponies and such are means of transport, and so you don't have to poopascoop.

merrymouse · 05/03/2014 16:17

If you want to understand the different kinds of shit go to Richmond Park (parts of which have a London post code). Notices on every bin explaining why rabbit, deer, horse etc. shit is different to dog shit.

I don't know about other parts of London but sw London has pigeon shit, Canada goose shit, fox shit and, as well as horse shit, extensive shit from all the wild animals that roam the large green spaces of the parks and commons.

Some kinds of shit are harmful, but in general it is just part of the ecosystem - see also falling leaves.

sparechange · 05/03/2014 16:19

limitedperiod where abouts are you?

I encountered a rollerblading road blockade a few weeks ago in central London. Not only were they cycling about 5 abreast down a fairly busy road, when they got to a pedestrian crossing, their Marshalls in high-vis jackets blocked the pavement to stop people crossing, so the rollerbladers could jump the red light and keep going.
When the last rollerblader was through, the marshalls tagged on the back and we had to press the button again and wait for the green man.
We were both Shock and Angry

usualsuspect33 · 05/03/2014 16:20

Plenty of chippy horse owners on here, maybe they should realise that we don't all love horses and their shit.

A bit of give and take on both sides wouldn't hurt.

NigellasDealer · 05/03/2014 16:21

Grin - you lot are funny!
ledkr about the tax disc - can you spot it in

usualsuspect33 · 05/03/2014 16:23

Horses don't tend to roam about city streets and parks though.

It's not their natural habitat.

TillyTellTale · 05/03/2014 16:24

ledkr is there a hamster with that? I'd like a hamster. Sweet little faces.

arachne · 05/03/2014 16:27

TILLY Sweet little faeces too, bless 'em!

SelectAUserName · 05/03/2014 16:28

usualsuspect I don't think it's so much thinking everyone should love horses and their shit, as a belief that a pile of excreted hay which was gone within three hours isn't actually the end of the world.

A sense of proportion on both sides wouldn't hurt either.

SelectAUserName · 05/03/2014 16:28

Grin Grin arachne

Ledkr · 05/03/2014 16:29

To eat, tilly ?

TillyTellTale · 05/03/2014 16:29

Don't eat the "raisins"!

limitedperiodonly · 05/03/2014 16:30

TillyTellTale You can't just leave that story. And I agree, cat and dog shit is far more offensive. So are cow pats. Dunno why they're so liquid. They eat grass too.

Rabbit, hamster and gerbil poo is easy to deal with because it's mostly dry. Rabbit poo rolls about a bit though. So does goat and sheep. They can be trained to use a litter tray though. Rabbits, that is. Goats and sheep just fire little pellets out of their arses but not in a high-velocity way, so they'd be no use as weapons.

The problem is if, like me, you bought the gerbil a wonderful three-storey condo and then had to put in Perspex strips because you didn't want him to hurt or break his little feet by tripping through the bars which are designed for the shit to fall to the bottom but are nasty on tender little feet.

Gerbil shit+wee+Perspex isn't a good cocktail. But that's the joy and pain of having a pet.

Now I've contributed to this thread I realise I could write a definitive study on animal shit.

BTW I'm not as horsey as some of the people here but even I know you can just lean on them and they move even though you weigh 10st or less and they weigh half a ton. And they obligingly pick up their big heavy feet when you tap their legs.

But yes, if wearing nice clothes I wouldn't want to smell of horse. Or be licked. They don't all lick.

But all these things are just animals. And I dislike the animosity some people have shown.

Not from you, btw.

Ledkr · 05/03/2014 16:31

The thing is that when horses do their big dumps outside my house nobody comes along and plonks it on their roses!
It stays there being annoying for weeks!
Looking ugly and taunting me with its poohiness

merrymouse · 05/03/2014 16:31

I'll agree that horses tend to have riders in sw London (as opposed to down the m3 in the new forest) but there are plenty of them in the parks, around the parks and outside football stadiums on match day. Within living memory of many people they were also part of city life pulling carts.

TillyTellTale · 05/03/2014 16:32

Eat a hamster? Doesn't sound nourishing. Also, hamsters can catch human colds, so it seems a bit cannibalistic!

Shonajoy · 05/03/2014 16:32

Saintlyjimjams you've never ridden a motorbike obviously. There's some debate about size of horse poo- it's too big to be lifted and moved with a bin bag, and it's too small to cause an accident. Pony club members go through a huge ordeal which is supremely difficult (apart from missing out the poo causes accidents bit).

I have indeed had a friend who came off after hitting horse shit, which looks completely different to cow shit, or muck. You can't ride through it unless its dry, or you'll skid. If its on a corner you can't brake and you'll come off.

It seems hugely apparent here that since horses are leisure animals, that they are somehow elevated to the position of giving signals to other road users (which I follow) while randomly leaving trails of shit everywhere they go with impunity.

I'm a member of ROSPA advanced riders club, and am aware of all these signals which I follow to the letter. The horse community seems very unwilling to accept that they could maybe show some consideration for other users, it's this sort of stuff that does cause bad feeling. It's an issue of a lot of motorbike forums. And as for if you come off you're speeding- if you come off on ice are you also speeding? Well horse shit feels exactly the same way. I NEVER speed on country roads, main reason being you could turn a corner and find a tractor doing 5mph because its the country. But I do reserve my right to ride legally on public roads.

Interesting though, horses classed as leisure but quads aren't allowed on roads because they are leisure vehicles. I take great care of my bike, it cost a lot of money and its my hobby. It's also one of very few left, as it is a special edition.

I wonder if horsey folk would feel if bikers drove (quietly and respectfully as I do) in front of them, and then started dropping poo bags full of dog shit randomly, or even un bagged- slidy stuff that.

To surmise- horses are leisure animals. They can control traffic with arm movements, whilst dropping shits the size of dinner plates randomly, if there are people behind them slowing down and not able to overtake to avoid them until the horse rider deems it appropriate. I'm not sure a pony club course really qualifies as similar to a motorcycle test which basically teaches you the Highway Code, and the most important thing of all- ride like everyone is trying to kill you, and use avoidance as much as possible, unless you're behind a group of horses spewing shit on the road , randomly, in front of you. Just get off your high horses and clean it up, if farmers have to, why don't you?

Shonajoy · 05/03/2014 16:34

And just for the record, I love horses. It's not their fault, it's the fault of the inconsiderate owners. Carry a bin bag folks! I have empty poo bags in every jacket I own. Just because dogs randomly do shits. Like horses.

usualsuspect33 · 05/03/2014 16:35

The animosity is towards the horse owners, not the horses.

Ledkr · 05/03/2014 16:36

Some of my closest friends are horses.

arachne · 05/03/2014 16:36

Horse poo is just pre-loved new-mown hay, fragrant by definition!Smile

TillyTellTale · 05/03/2014 16:39

limited What, the story about the onions? It didn't really go anywhere after that. My mother didn't speak to the neighbours and they didn't speak to her. Typical British neighbour dispute!

She did am-dram fits about feeling unable to continue gardening, and feeling watched by the neighbours when she used the garden, and I tactfully kept my counsel. I also continued to encourage the cat to visit the garden for attention from me!

Every house and every set of neighbours she's ever had, it's kicked off. I think there's a common factor involved, but I doubt saying that would go down well.