To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Hannah
House of Cards, if you're in the form.
"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power".

Don't laugh - I was going mention House of Cards earlier. Tried starting the second season tonight, but am too relaxed [sneaky drunk grin] to appreciate it.

Kevin Spacey would defo get it in this though. Dirty bastard.

I'm in danger of sliding off my chair I'm so happy lustified

Okay so turns out When man loves woman not so sexy, but actually quite sad.

Have returned to Dexter for nice bit of serial killer action.

He is faf with his big moody brow line and dark side.

But not dark dark. More of a good dark. A Robin Hood of serial killers if you will he can snatch my bags any day.

Is it Sunday evening yet?.....

When a man loves a woman is about alcoholism!
You need something like 9 Songs, or 500 days of Summer.

500 Days of Summer made me want to commit mass murder.

Squoosh

Ok we need to develop a list!

Must contain manly men.
No big distracting plot lines.
Leather (preferably)
Sweaty (preferably)
Dirty eye glint (essential)

What else?..

Game of Thrones!

Long hair and the right kind of facial hair!
Capaldi
Swords
Capaldi
Nudity
Capaldi
Cleavages
Capaldi
Big black horses
Capaldi
Cloaks
Capaldi
The odd death
Capaldi

I bet the next Mills And Boon story writer is scanning this thread for inspiration. Could it be that there will be a mumsnet AIBU inspired period romance novel out soon?

Only 11 1/2 hours until we get a lady horn on! Awoooga Awooooga.

Saw a trailer for tonight's episode. This week, Porthos is wrongly accused and sentenced to death. The "plot", thin as it is, is getting rather samey. There had better be lots of Capaldi cloak swishing action.

Have you seen this Hermonie?

bbc.in/1g7ONUm

sorry, THIS

I think the sexism in today's visual media has never been more apparent. Because Capaldi is a serious actor, he does not partake in smutty sex scenes. Which is highly disappointing.

He only needs to do one. Just one. That's all I ask! He wouldn't even have to get naked...just thrust hard and grunt!

Oh God I have to stop now and put my head in the freezer.

Hannah - have you ever seen Person of Interest? No leather, alas (except when Jim Cavaziel is in his motorcycle leathers which is rare) but Cavaziel is hot as hell as the main character. There is a plot but it's very convoluted and tbh, I spend a lot of time just gazing at Cavaziel. And there is a lot of fighting - definitely "good dark".

MTM, thanks for the clip. The thing is, the real Capaldi seems thoroughly nice and that's not what I want from him. WTF does that say about me?

Happy Sunday wenches

Thanks LeBear - Person of Interest is on the list! Jim Cavaziel is a contender.

This is where it all started for me probably. Must have watched that until my video tape wore out! Lord Vulcan was the centre of many a day dream. Very Mills & Boon.

Ps I'm a feminist

Probably a similar thing it says about me keeping and being jealous of an envelope, because...he might have LICKED it!

He does seem like such a true and decent gentleman, but even they can be filty!

Lord Justin Vulcan = Marcus Gilbert.

Just googled... and be still my beating heart pulsating pants.

They are the worst! in my fantasies Dirty bastards.

To add to list...

Billowing white shirts.
Leather.
Tight thigh hugging breeches/jeans/leather trousers.
Sweat.
Masterful striding.
Man Scent.
Withering looks.

Grunting while sword fighting! Lots lots lots.

Oh Athos in the last episode. Jesus I thought I was going to twitch to death!

Husbands and partners of Mumsnetters everywhere must look forward to Sunday night bedtime at the moment...

MTM - you kept the envelope! That is brilliant!

There was some discussion of phone sex with Malcolm Tucker on the dirty fantasy shags thread. That's the sort of thing I'm after, not a polite self deprecating gent.

Oh good god him giving the old dirty bedroom talk with that voice of his would just turn me into a permanent orgasm! I think I would actually be the first person I. History ever to die from just being so horny. That'll be one for your Horrible Histories Stupid Deaths!

your mucky brains are 100% going to be in the daily dirt tomorrow... I can see the headline now...
â??Thrusting, dirty talk & bondage gear, the mumsnet mums getting explicit over BBC drama'

I'll keep an eye out for usernames mentioned