To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

Closed eyes so would carry on. And then would feel dirty but not in a good way

MTM, what made you THINK of this?

No idea MTM. What would you do?

I'd have to stop.
"I'm sorry. I thought I was with Athos."

Hahaha! I'd be with Porthos so it wouldn't affect me.

And I'd be with Aramis, so I'm fine too :-D

I mean

OK, first time evah! i say this. There is a Musketeer that is a, very far, second, behind Armand.

And that is Aramis. He threw himself at that bomb un the episode two. So selflessc

And then D'Artagnan throwing himself on the floor as the bomb goes out.

Haha he's such a wet lettuce. But he'd still get it as long as he didn't spare speak!

Bit like that time I was shagging Athos and he regenerated into Peter Garibaldi..

I carried on. Was a bit raw afterwards. The cardinal said he engorged to twice the size because of my hotness and mad skillz in the boudoir. Left me quite tender, that weapon of mass destruction did.

Who is Peter Garibaldi?!

Garibaldi is a shrivelled up raisin encrusted, dry, flaky, old biscuit.

Can't think why I'd have confused the two. Sorry, meant Capaldi!

Still do him though

at a push

but only because I was fed up with his begging.

currants!

Even raisins are too good for them.

Currants are the lowest form of dried fruit.

I would still do him though

Martin from Homes Under The Hammer you say?........................

You would still do a dry biscuit or are you dissing my Cardinal?

Hey you should be grateful I don't bloody want him! all the time

He'd be ruined! Ruined I tell ya!!!!!!!

Okay I'm writing my script for submission to the BBC for the Musketeers late night episodes. I could do with an expert in 17th century language just to check a few things.

For instance, was the word fuck in regular use at that time? Historical accuracy is so important

Oh Stinkers please, you are seriously not suggesting you'd tap dat [finger splay pose]

Yes. I believe it was le fuck

Ah? Hannah as usually not making any sense

HOW BLOODY DARE YOU! Cardinal is going to have you. But not in the way you might hope. Athos is to be castrated at dawn! Say your goodbyes to his massive testicles.

Thanks HannahHorvath

CHICKEN COOP!

Serious question please fair wenches.....

Those of you who link to photos, what site do you use if they cannot be linked to directly? Am looking for alternatives to tiny pic, as the pics are, well, too tiny.

I want to be able to upload something saved in my iPhone photos, so that I can paste a link here. I want the pic to be isolated when the link is clicked, or at least an enlarged version. My mn page is not letting me upload to there for some reason

I have photos. Photos of leather and men and sweat and grunting and facial hair......