To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

I don't like him funny though. Him and Aramis were on one of those weekend morning cookery/chat programmes a couple of weeks ago

I like him brooding, dressed in black leather, leaning on something

Sorry, did someone say they liked Athos?

IT literacy?? can I add that to my CV?

Yes I am a lady, which is precisely why I'll let you have a small go on Athos, on special occasions. 'K?

Ooh yes rrrrrrrreeeeeelish - must admit in that leather swishy cape clip he does have a very sexy voice. I didn't even know he was Scottish. That's how much I love him.

Btw, does anyone else think he looks like Andy Murray?? Not that there is anything wrong with A.M - just am observation.

Oh my FUCKING FUCKS! LetUsPrey that picture of Athos is divine. He's having me.

I too only like Athos when he is morose, consumed with guilt and disturbed.

Thanks to Hannah I now have her Athos picture saved as my screensaver on my phone.
I had to download the wallpaper fix for i phone 7, to scale it , to get it to fit. At a cost of 69p !!

He was worth every penny.
Thanks Hannah.

Hannah no he does not look like Andy M. And even if he did that Andy would look like him cause he was born first. Plus poor Andy bless him looks a bit common, which P.C. doesn't. It is him we're talking about?

Anyways, should we have a motto like 'what happens on the thread, stays on the thread --and tomorrow's edition of the wright stuff' or ' outside the thread, no one talks about the thread'?

How are you with buttons?

Apparently he's a man of carefully hidden passions

I like the buttons!!

Will someone please find out if Tom Burke is married? Or ANY information. At ALL.

I just want to know.

I am on the revenge thread. And lots if people like Nolan Ross. I don't. But it drives me MAD when you can't find out anything about an actor at all.

Oh FUCK ME! my husband is gorgeous!

Oh yes definitely 'what happens on the thread, stays on the thread'.

I couldn't possibly out myself on my nc clean thread.

We should probably introduce a secret handshake too. Like the Masons.

Fund out if he is long AND wide too. He looks like he should be.

Obviously I mean his calves so he may have taylored the finest riding boot available!

Meanwhile in Pervertland Cardinal is going to get ridden senseless by MOI.

I think Athos was in a tv program with billie piper and they had sex in a car

Yes me neither Oblomov? Couldn't find much at all.

Oh and [youre still going second] on the photo creepy obsessive mission.

I like it when athos turns on "the smoulder"
Couple that with the sullen leaning and you're onto a winner :)

Yes it was Called Bella and the boys jonsnowspout

Only now am able to sit down to episode 2.

Will observe the plot now...

Treville actor is Hugo, wait for it... Speer fnat fnar

He will speer ya...

The only plot point I need

I'm frying a steak, 28 days matured (I like my things matured ) and some Shiraz. My bethroted's favourite meal

I'm on my second episode of the evening and tbf I'd now shag all of them including the blokes that shout 'hey!' over the opening credits...

This can't be good.

Ok then Muskegroupies I put this to you.

Imagine you are going at it with Athos as hard as possible, literally to within an inch of your LIFE! You are just seconds away from having the most amazing orgasm ever when SUDDENLY he regenerates into Martin from Homes Under The Hammer. Would you stop or would you carry on?

What a terrible thought !!