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To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/02/2014 16:15

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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Stinklebell · 26/02/2014 10:25

Ha, yes me too

"Working" am so not cut out for working from home

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 26/02/2014 10:30

Oh Hannah. Look at you trying to justify your lust with all those honourable attributes! None of them would even ask your name! Well apart from Dogtanian who would engrave it on his blessed little heart forever.

The others would just bend you over deal with you and walk away. Sure they'd come back to rescue you if you were being flung against a wall by Richelieu (well providing he was being evil and they weren't interrupting some fun and games!) but once they'd dealt with him they'd give you some look recognition but nothing much else. Again apart from Dogtanian who would stroke you and kiss you softly upon the lips. BORING!

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HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 10:30

Doesn't work Sad

Is a still taken from video (have no idea how I managed it). Is that what problem is? It lets me select it but gives error msg when I try to send.

Fucking technology. Didn't have this problem back in the day did we eh!?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 26/02/2014 10:31

This thread is still not in the most talked about section. How will we ever get discussed on the Wright Stuff?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 26/02/2014 10:32

Hannah....go to www.tinypic.com then upload it and paste the link in here!

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HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 11:02

Yes yes yes, to all the rogering stuff - but what I'm saying is they are good guys with it. It's what makes them sexy.

That is not to say that evil Richelieu, or any other faf baddies who wish to join , aren't the stuff wet dreams are made of.

Just that with the Musketeers it's part of their charm. They can have their wicked way and afterwards we watch them ride off into sunset to do a good deed, before returning to continue the bangfest. It all works rather nicely and you're always safe in knowledge that although Porthos rams you like a bull let loose in a dairy farm, at the end of day, he's always got your back too as well as your tits and would fight for your honour.

On the other hand, wanting Richelieu, even though he is evil merciless bastard, just makes you feel dirty. You'd walk home hating yourself, but knowing full well that the next time he rocks up, you'll drop to your knees/bend over again willingly, at the swish of his cape. Then walk home hating yourself, feeling dirty etc etc etc......
He would make you do things that would shame you. Shame you because (ray winstone voice) you love it.

And of course, he'd stab you in the back as soon as look at you (and not with his meat dagger). Bastard. [heart]

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 11:04

Ooh thanks will try that.

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 11:23

Ok sluts ladies, get a towel ready

READY??..........

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 11:26

Sex face????....

Oh yes! yes! Yes! YES! YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 11:26
Oblomov · 26/02/2014 12:02

Oh MY GOD.
Hannah. You have excelled yourself. Grin
This is MIGHTY FINE.
I feel positively WEAK.
WEAK, I tell You.

This is my Favourite. Of ALL.
By FARRRRRRR.

Stinklebell · 26/02/2014 12:04

Whose sex face?

Link just takes me to the Tinypic homepage Sad

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 12:17

Is it the device you're on Stinkle?

I would've panicked (easily done in this situ), but if Oblomov's seen it, then I've no idea what's gone wrong. And I can tell from her reaction, that she isn't lying.

Wait your turn Oblomov!

Stinklebell · 26/02/2014 12:20

Phone, iPad and PC. No sex faces Sad

Off to google Musketeer sex faces

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 26/02/2014 12:28

I don't feel dirty for wanting Richelieu Grin

It feels good.

Why haven't we been yet shamed on the Wrong Stuff?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 26/02/2014 12:29

Can't see any sex faces either; the link only takes me to the website's home page.

Oblomov · 26/02/2014 12:32

I can wait.
Can't see it on my iPhone mn app.

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 12:34

Right this is serious business! We need to get that sex face to Stinkle by whatever means necessary. This is a matter of life and death!

MTM - shut down the internet before we lose it entirely.
Oblomov - put the kettle on and get the special biscuits out.
LetUsPrey - was this your fucking fault crashing YouTube with your leching and poster printing???
DrinkFeck - do something really useful

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 12:37

Wtf?

I have done it all on iPhone. If I click on it, it takes me straight to picture - not the website. Why can't you see it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

This is really killing the moment.

Stinklebell · 26/02/2014 12:39

Well googling Musketeer sex faces gave me....Michael Le Vell Shock

It did lead me to all the clips on Youtube which got me wondering

Who the actual fuck makes those clips? That's a special kind of obsession isn't it? ignores the fact that I actually typed the words Musketeer, sex and face into a search engine

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 12:44

Having read this thread, I'm sure far worse things have been googled.

Imagine what MTM's browsing history reads like.

Yes, I agree, there are some very skilled obsessed people out there. That is why I am so happy with, and now flummoxed about my picture upload.
It was a complete accident. I have no idea how I did it, or how the feck to do it again. This is AN OUTRAGE!

Stinklebell · 26/02/2014 12:44

Whose sex face is it anyway?

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 12:48

I clicked and clicked on link (from tinypic) until it wouldn't click anymore, then used that address for the link, so that it didn't ruin the viewing pleasure by having other shit around it!

I will try again with fewer clicks.

Oblomov · 26/02/2014 13:00

Come on Stinkle!!!
Take a wild guess!!
Hannah? Who does Hannah think of? Only think of?

It's Athos of course.
When I said I loved her clip. The one where Athos trembled before his execution. It is THIS.
It us THE perfect Athos picture.

HannahHorvath · 26/02/2014 13:01

Now?

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