To expect fellow commuters to keep their music and wind to themselves?

[PhilomenaCunk]

I'm talking to you lot on the way into Liverpool Street. Your mothers would be ashamed. Stop guffing.

This REALLY offends me. Really. I fe for you.

feel for you. As in, YANBU!!!

There's a well dressed middle aged man opposite me picking his nose. I feel nauseous.

'Guffing'

Haven't heard that for ages

I am old skool. seriously, why can't they control their pelvic floor? 95% of the people on my train are men, so they don't even have the excuse of having pushed a child out of their foofoo. it was a gas chamber. thank god I had a scarf to hide in.

It's that first coffee of the morning getting things going. Nasty.

Sat on a train right now and the man next to me keeps picking his nose also and clearing his throat noisily. No 'guffing' though thankfully.

Just spent my entire tube journey with some seated weirdo who decided he had to extend his legs into the bit where everyone stands and then proceeds to try to play footsie with me.

If I could of farted I would have.

Just spent my entire tube journey with some seated weirdo who decided he had to extend his legs into the bit where everyone stands and then proceeds to try to play footsie with me.

If I could of farted I would have.

D'oh!

I can't keep farts in, sorry

winter I envy you