To think my dd is making a porn film!

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Due to the amount of lardy arse and saggy tit footage she has broadcast of me on fecking FaceTime to her 7 yr old friends. I can't walk out of the shower without her papping me.

Sorry, phone changes 'shit' to 'the' automatically. I find it shit and sad. Poor parenting is not a joke, even less something to boast about.

My kids are older, young/mid teens

If I ask them to stop doing summat they stop. I ain't no perfect parent mind you.

why hasn't this been deleted?

Why would it be deleted?

It was a worrying thread title, but once you read the OP, it is clearly a joke.

Another day and this thread may have gone differently.

FWIW I wouldn't let a 7 yr old on facetime without me [clothed] right there.

I fail to see any joke with a reference to porn films and a 7 year old. Or should I just 'lighten up'?

Presumably you don't mind your DD seeing the other kids dads coming out of the shower.

Parent your child FFS and it's not a joke and we are not all humourless. 7 is way too young for that nonsense.

No no, im right there with you with the humour failure there Jean! It is absolutely not funny, and what is all this facetime shite with their friends - also, wont their parents be pretty horrified that their children are copping an eyeful of their friends' parents in the nip?

Think you're getting way too much of a hard tine op! But maybe limit FaceTime to when you can supervise, clothed!

It's something that only seems to happen in MN world LEM. Can't imagine any of my friends tolerating this and nor would I. Also what's with all the barging in and out of bathrooms, toilets and bedrooms as they please?

Or should I just 'lighten up

No you shouldn't.

You don't have to find it funny, but Im sure you can recognise that it was just an attempt at humour and not the OP trying to offend.

You could just hide the thread though. No need for a pile in.

Poor OP. You've fallen victim to the modern phenomenon known as embarrassing inadvertent exposure. A similar thing was happening in the eighties with with different technology - I remember getting a set of piccies back from Boots and realising that the lovely picture of my kitten had a very naked penis in the background!

Your post made me laugh. Especially the big knickers on the radiator

I remember getting a set of piccies back from Boots and realising that the lovely picture of my kitten had a very naked penis in the background! ahahahaha :o

I first read that as it being the kitten's penis