to think it is impossible to have a lighthearted thread on Mumsnet anymore, even if it has the dreaded *lighthearted* in the title?

[Mintyy]

Cos I can't think of one for yonks.

The only ones that people claim to "spray tea over their screen at" all turn out to be silly attention seekers who don't know how to check their autocorrect before posting, or pervy singletons posting to get their sad little kicks.

Please someone show me a good humoured and amusing thread from anywhere on the general boards in the last three months.

LaQueen, I'd love to see wholesome dullardness on threads.

Ach, stop pissing everywhere Coco y'miserable fuck.

Has she been banned Coconutty?

I love him a bit too Agent nd I'm only on about chapter 5.

Love the SaucyJack quote

Yes Sparkling

There should be a perennials section and all the parent and child parking, getting a cafe table before you queue, shoes off in the house threads could live there.
We could sometimes visit just for the nostalgia

YY it could be called the 'Not that old chestnut again' Section Pagwatch.

Forgot shoes off in the house. There hasn't been one of those for ages. Must be time.

i hate the following

Babies on long haul flights
*tipping hair dressers
*things from germanic supermarkets
*style a dress (I am size 28 and hate every single part of my body)

• reports from a kid about what a teacher has done ( always shit)
• facebook rows
• christmas rows

and shoes in the house

wedding ones are ok sometimes

mind you I have been on here for ELEVEN YEARS

Blimey DrN was there even any FB to moan about when you joined MN?

'I am going to Aldi what shall I buy?' Whatever you need.

no,
but you, my lovely, remain one of my most lollable newbies

I have only been here since 2011. I bet I haven't seen the half of it DrN.

11 years? how could anything be fresh & exciting after that length of time?

I am strangely indifferent to "what to do with items you have worn once but are not dirty enough for laundry basket" threads. That has come up a surprising number of times.

I can't get enough of "aibu to change my baby on my friend's dining table?" threads. Love those.

The 'what are you wearing' ones always strike me as slightly sinister. Like they type it whilst breathing through a handkerchief.

The 'which school' ones baffle me.
We don't know your child or your circumstances. Are you really going to decide based on randoms on the Internet. Are you batshit?

lol at hanky

they are humblebragging at its worst
never just " a blue top and some jeans" are they?

which blog? - new but pervasive

Yes to the what are you wearing ones.
Also the what are you having for tea ones, or what you pack in your kids lunch boxes., especially the latter which can be hilarious as everybody tries to compete.

I lie on those threads

DVF wrap over with Jimmy choos and a small Chanel handbag. Just going to walk the dog.....

the bra ones are a bit evangelical too

i am wearing primark jeans.
a top from next that is uniquely unflattering but CLINGS so I didnt freeze at rugby
a shitty old jumper from next and socks like this www.bhs.co.uk/en/bhuk/product/pink-stripey-heat-holder-socks-2423784?cmpid=pla&_$ja=cgid:7490758822|tsid:19714|cid:170110222|lid:62710039942|nw:g|crid:37962115942|rnd:5632669111223078285|dvc:c|adp:1o11|bku:1&gclid=CPK5i9Ct0bwCFQQGwwodaGEAoA

SEXY

correction, jumper from Gap sale

I'm still in my pyjamas.

I love a lunchbox thread. Mung bean salad mine have.