AIBU to have a huge crush on Charlie Brooker?

[Zookiemay]

Weekly wipe makes me cry with laughter. He is gorgeously sullen.

I getchya
But then look at his hands and think tiny penis

Konnie, is that you?

Really? Haven't looked at his hands. Did you have to tell me that......now I'm going to have to look.

Konnie always seems so happy and smiley, perhaps the hand thing isn't a true indicator.

I find him very attractive too but I don't think its weird? I don't really like pretty men and hes funny and smart too. Bet hes filthy in bed mind..

I know someone who dated him and can confirm he is filthy

Care to share??

Me too. Love a sarky man.

I am so intrigued - always thought he had something about him but now I know he does. YANBU

He's hot and funny too. The best combo!

Oh good, it's not just me then.

I've never noticed the small hands but now you've mentioned it that may be the death of my infatuation...

He is just like my 1st boyfriend. Looks like him an gets on like him. But sadly not the same person.

CB is lovely!

Apparently the small hands lie in Mr Brooker's case.
So MN has it anyway

I thought I was being weird! No YANBU, he's lovely. Sharp, intelligent and funny. When he goes off on a rant I almost cry with laughter
His rant about Putin last week was genius..

Long time lover of Mr. B but DH and I went to see 10 o'clock live being filmed last year and he was being a right bellend to the production staff and crew. The rest of the presenters were very polite and bantering with the audience but he came off as a right diva. Hopefully he was just having a bad evening but that put me off him a bit.

Agree with the poster who said they thought he would be filth though. He's very sexy.

If you want magnificently sullen, Jack Dee is the way to go. I always want to reach out and smooth out those frown lines.

Charlie Brooker is..um...nice.

When he made a comment about having so many baldies in Eastenders made it look like 'Finding Chemo' I nearly choked laughing. Oh and I have had several rounds of chemo, been bald more than once - and I still found it peculiarly funny!

He's hilarious, and yes, I get you. I love that he's married to the perkiest of all people, an ex blue Peter presenter.

Now that's a freudian slip, Sinister - the 10 o cock show.

He is mine. I loved the article he wrote about his sons birth and how brave Konnie was throughout her emergency caesarean. He allowed himself to be soppy. It made me love him more. dh has come to terms with the fact that he's on my freebie list as he loves CB as much as I do. :o

I think he's more interested in gaming than women though

He's very funny, but hard work. Used to know him and he was quite a 'case', as celebs can be. You don't get there by being lovely and normal (much better qualities for a DP, if not for a crush). But he's well paired with KH and is probably much nicer now he's happily married with dc.

A funny bloke - but a bit of a Groucho twat now he has joined forces with the establishment he ridicules.