to want to see Dappy's dongle?

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If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

When I left school I had a boyfriend of Dappy's height and build with a similar ginormous dick. As he unleashed the monster he said "Well, I have to carry my weight somewhere!" But the overall scrawniness proved too much for me (unfortunately!)

What's a show-er?

Stereotypes mean nothing.

show-er or a grow-er?

show-er = big limp, doesn't increase that much when erect.
grow-er = opposite - not that big when limp, but grows proportionally % wise, much bigger, than its limp stage, as it becomes erect.
get it?

I've always thought he was a twat then he did that teeth snapping thing...does he think thats sexy or something

Christ. Was not expecting that.

Yeah it's huge.

Saying that, I dunno why I'm surprised.

At uni I shagged a 5'7 guy who was very slight and I didn't fancy too much. Then he whipped out a rolling pin from between his legs.

We dated for a year after that!

Feel like whilst I'm here, I should share my naked celebrity knowledge.

The best/most scary/hilarious celebrity leaked nude is Cisco Adler.
Google it.
That man's bollocks are beyond anything I've seen in real life.

Yikes! They're like tennis balls in a sock.

He needs a ball-lift