to want to see Dappy's dongle?

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If you're watching Celeb Big Brother, you must know that the 5' 3" tall rapper 'Dappy' is supposed to have a most enormous penis.

Don't you wish he'd just get it out so we could all have a look?

He needs to tidy his room....

It's erm strange looking.

Did he put the pictures up online of himself?

How about somebody posts a link to a nude picture if a woman and we all comment

Is that for real? Not photoshop? Wowsers!

Yes he did, it was a publicity thing, he admitted it on bb apparantly.

Hes 5'3"?

Then that is an average sized willy on a very tiny man.

Good point joysmum .. it does happen though not on here

I knew it wouldn't be long before someone catsbummed at this thread. He posted it online and he talks about it all the blimmin' time!!

Not really, no, I don't want to see it, he's still a little runt.

His room is a tip!

Absolutely killing myself laughing at Limited.

Did he? How do you know?

Im not catsbumming I promise though I do have involuntarily clenching in other areas..;)

He admits it and rambles on about nothing else on celeb big brother.

He did because he admitted it to help his record go to number one !

If it looked like that on a man of 6ft then that would be impressive. On a 5ft3 chap, it just isn't.

I had to click on the link. I just had to.

Then I just had to get a ruler and measure his willy and his height on that pic.

According to my calculations, it's 12.5% of his height which makes it 7.75" long when it's hanging down.

And, unless I've led a very much more sheltered life than I think I have, that is HUGE.

(fans self)

He did because he admitted it to help his record go to number one

But had no real choice. He was exploited by society and the music industry. Just like Miley Cyrus.

His ankles seem to have less girth than his willy.

Limited, thank you so much. I really needed a good belly laugh today. Kids have all stopped playing to see what I was wheezing about

It's a shame that a lovely big cock like that is despoiled by the wart that is Dappy growing out of the base of it.

Ah, technology Photoshop is brilliant, eh?

CB, I adore your name.

Why thank you, Newmorning.