To want to wax my lady garden heart shaped for Valentine's Day?

[WholeNutt]

I wouldn't normally however I've been away for a few weeks with work and I'm due home on Valentine's Day morning dh is off work. As we don't usually do anything I wondered if I should surprise him with heart shaped pubes.

I'm mental right?!

It's your fanny hair

What do you want us to tell you?

If modifying your body hair into the faux shape of another part of your body floats your boat, go ahead.

Depends. Will he be appreciate it or piss himself laughing? I know which DH would be.

What's the point?

I expect the point is for a bit of fun?

Was gonna say pretty much the same as pasha. It's a bit weird IMO but hey it's your pubes!

It's your minge.. do what you want

I had a friend who did that and she sprayed it red with some god awful, cheap spray on hair stuff.

Only she had an allergic reaction (dr reckoned it was because she shaved and then sprayed the stuff right away) and spent valentines day woozy on piriton while holding a bag of frozen sweetcorn between her legs.

Just don't try using a cookie cutter as a template

This was a fashionable thing to do about 10 years ago.

Bit of harmless fun. Why not!

Nothing says 'I love you' like a novelty pubic do. Definitely go for it.

... again with the fanny hair! What is this obsession??

Why not? Then you can stick a Rabbit up there for Easter.

Could you dye it pink or red as well?

Honey

As long as you don't put it on Face Book.

Or sorry, read post above.
Don't!

I tried and failed to do this. Just ended up taking the lot off. One time dh wrapped his cock in tinfoil as a surprise for me. I fell around the place laughing as I did the time he cut a hole through a pop corn box in the cinema and stuck his cock through it. Not the reaction he was looking for.