To wonder if the phrase 'steamy romp'.

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has ever been used in a context other than a tabloid kiss and tell story?

I have never heard it used in real life, but it seems to be the sexual euphemism of choice in the tabloids.
Anyway it always amuses me.

Gaffany average? But I thought he was a regular on the womanizing circuit along with Russell Brand.

He was indeed a regular on the womanising circuit with Russell and Beppe off Eastenders but I hear he was a 5/10 at romping.