To wonder if the phrase 'steamy romp'.

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has ever been used in a context other than a tabloid kiss and tell story?

I have never heard it used in real life, but it seems to be the sexual euphemism of choice in the tabloids.
Anyway it always amuses me.

After attending a few wild coke-fuelled orgies and the odd ménage-à-trois with an unnamed footballer and his new squeeze?

Yy, she will spend years fighting her demons before embarking on a voyage of self discovery. Her journey will lead to her becoming more grounded, and able to do the school run like an ordinary mum. She will even bake cakes for the school fete in her country kitchen with the pink aga being the only nod to her former glamorous party lifestyle.

Revellers gasped in shock as the troubled star, clearly worse for wear, fell out of his luxury 90k RangeRover in front of the world famous trendy night spot.

I particularly like it when a steamy romp ends in someone's baby joy.

How come no-one's stepped out yet? Minor slevs never walk to the shops in the tabloids, they always step out.

A steamy romp:- is having a shag on a heritage steam train in an empty compartment, while it's moving @ night

For lovers of tabloidese can I recommend Waterhouse on Newspaper Style It's back in print and still a classic.

How about descriptions of celebrity beauties stepping out? They invariably defy the cold to display their ample assets (if fat), flaunt their curves (if medium), or show off their honed physique.

Oh, and with little left to the imagination, of course. With the smile that says they have been wooed by an ageing rocker, or (perhaps a slightly younger) hellraiser, who has just completed rehab after a downward spiral into drugs hell.

oh and dont forget that TOT actually equals Triumph Over Tragedy...

I wonder if my post-baby body will be able to manage any sort of romp...

The Sun covered the ordination of women with the headline "Vicars with knickers" which I have a sneaky administration for.

No steam for me since I
Ditched the diet and ballooned to 9 stone and a curvy size 12.

Horny trucking hubby has shagathon with naughty night nurse as tragic teenswept over Anne Hathaway tearjerker = Chap gave chapess brief peck on cheek while their child watched Les Mis for the 9th time.

I think it is tabloid law that Rod Stewart must always be referred to as Randy Rocker Rod. I'm not sure if that ia due to his sexual adventures in the 70s or due to the fact it is so wonderfully alliterative.

Oh and then the 'do ya yhink I'm sexy? star' in the second paragraph.

Mick Jagger is ageing rocker.

David Bowie is oddball rocker.

The petite popstrel enjoyed a steamy bonkathon at her toyboy lovers 700k city pad before stepping out in a revealing topshop dress for a night out with pals.

It always make me laugh when kiss'n'tell stories make out that they were Doing It 7 times a night. Somehow I don't think so. Perhaps it's a way to keep the sleb who is the subject of the story happy - the journos figure that he'll be so happy at being depicted as some super sex machine that he won't sue.

Yes no one has run of the mill sex with celeb 'he was an animal, he drove me wild' or ' he was a big flop between the sheets'
There seems to be no grey area.

*I had a steamy romp with DH before tucking into a slap-up roast with all the trimmings.

In time, I became pregnant*
no no no marmalade, you fell pregnant

Tony (5 times a night) Blair claimed he was an animal with Cherie the night he won the 1997 election. And if that doesn't put you off your Sunday lunch you've a stronger stomach than I have!

Torid tony beds curvaceous Cheryl as labour romps to number ten.

Animal is a daft thing to say. I always think panda.

"no no no marmalade, you fell pregnant"

I am such a let-down. :(

Apparently Dean Gaffney was 'average' between the sheets'. Why I remember this, I have no idea...