To ask you how this is possible?

[Stoneinwelly]

For some time we have had people parking on the verge at the end of our drive drinking beer and throwing the cans out onto the verge.
As it's recycling tomorrow I went and left ours at the top next to our bin that is always there. I also went to pick up the dozen or so kestrel beer cans and include them with ours. Some had liquid in, wee I think, not dregs and I can cope with pouring that away... But two had a wee/shit cocktail I had to gently shake out first so it didn't go all over the recyclers.
Anyway I'm on mumsnet, having washed my hands first , to ask you how do you even get your shit into a beer can let alone why?

Funnel?!

Push it in with a stick?!

I think you are taking your dedication to recycling way too far..

Leave the cans alone.

Are you sure it was shit and not slugs?

You look in the cans?

And secondly why havent you firebombed the cars parked up?

It looked like shit , it definitely smelt like shit, it was absolutely , certainly, shit.

Yuck! Do the Police know they're drinking & driving?

Yes, well. There's a lot of it about OP.

Dear God!!

Dusty I am not a poo troll. It was making the lane look really bad.
Bohemian this lot must be there in the middle of the night. I have tried the odd patrol but in the past it's just been cans and wee , not really worth risking abuse.
Witch I thought about that but the driver might not be drinking, it might be 5 lads drinking a couple cans each etc and I don't suppose the police would care.

The Police might care if they catch someone peeing or poking in public - I think there are rules against that

Blimey, it'll play on my mind now as to how you get a poo in a can, perhaps you squeeze tighter than normal?

Poking in public!!! - there are definitely rules against that - stupid autocorrect I meant pooing

Poo in a can? What ridiculousness.

I can't think why oh why you would pick up stuff you knew had other peoples shit and piss on. Beyond the environmental call of duty surely.