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To think the term Schemie is even more reprehensible than Chav?

255 replies

ComposHat · 22/01/2014 16:03

After reading another thread where baby names are being declared Chav or schemie by the op and a few others my blood is boiling a bit.

I live in Scotland and the phrase schemie gets used interchangeably with ned and chav.

I think schemie is by far the worst of the three. Chav and ned are nasty terms of abuse, but refer to a type of behaviour/manner of dress /lifestyle that the (ignorant) speaker is describing.

Schemie goes a step further (a housing scheme is the term used in Scotland for council estate) implies that an undesirable person or behaviour in type of behaviour is exclusive to and representive of people who live in local authority housing. My mother, grandparents and a lot of my friends grew up in council homes and not a single one of them display behaviour which could be described as 'schemie'

OP posts:
scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:08

See I don't take schemie as insult
No more than saying someone fae a boought hoose

expatinscotland · 22/01/2014 21:09

A dug! LOL. Our old landlord, when his family was cleared off to Castlemilk in the 60s they found it heaven! Running water in every 'to-er' as he still says 'tower'. 'Bastard devil dugs roond here!' he'll say if he sees a yippee one.

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:09

I had the atypical schemie upbringing
Overcrowding,skint,big family
Dugs

expatinscotland · 22/01/2014 21:11

He did, too, SM, and the parents were Irish on top of that.

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:11

Aye well the Irish goes wi out saying
Hence the huge family
And dugs

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:12

Santana my cousins dog was Grin

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:13

I went to uni with horah's who'd never met anyone from a scheme
They tried to be all. Relaxed and right on about it
But I think they were fearit

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:14

Expat my that's what my mum called her beloved dugs "bastard devil dugs"

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:16

Scottishmummy my mum always told you can take the lassie oot the scheme but you canny take the scheme oot the lassie, and it's a true saying Wink

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:18

Aye!ive met loads of folk at work,uni and all us schemies always bond
We can sniff each other oot

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:19

Cause were one off a kind Wink

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:21

I had a happy upbringing,it's no aw glue and folk knocking motors

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:22

Your spot on I was the same and everybody looked out for you!

scottishmummy · 22/01/2014 21:24

I think op is wide offmark schemie to me isn't insult

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:28

Me either doesn't bother me in the slightest, I'm a schemie and proud Smile I do take offence to chav though as in baseball caps, joggers etc

StoorieHoose · 22/01/2014 21:36

Schemie isn't a insult, I'm schemie through and through. am no a Ned though, ken?

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:36

I ken what you mean Wink

Whitewhine · 22/01/2014 21:44

Loving this thread :-) Schemie and proud from Broomie Grin It's true that all us schemes have a common bond. It's not an insult to me, used to love going up to the pool at the WHEC on a Saturday. Now these folks were real hardcore schemies! To be terrified of and revered in equal measures.

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 21:55

White your right they westerhailens were mental Wink

StatisticallyChallenged · 22/01/2014 21:56

Ha Whitewhine that made me laugh - my brothers (and their mates!) went to WHEC (and prob hung out at the pool hall!) and there were plenty of hardcore schemies around.

StatisticallyChallenged · 22/01/2014 21:58

You feelin' brave WeeLady...Ey...ey...

Weelady77 · 22/01/2014 22:00

Haha stat I got chased from the pool many a time Grin

expatinscotland · 22/01/2014 23:31

WHEC! I had a mate I met online, kept wanting to meet up, then she told me, I live in Wester Hailes. Relief! 'Ach, it's okay, I live in Muirhouse, so who's meeting me at the bus?'

expatinscotland · 22/01/2014 23:47

I had trouble understanding, at first. One time, I took the no. 37 from a job interview up the toon. To me, one lot of shops looked like any other. So I got off. Couldn't find my arse from a hole in the ground. So rang DH at work. He was trying to figure out where I was, then did, and tried to tell me. What?

I got the message, stay where you are! Then a text, Mark is coming for you. Stay where you are!

I'd got off in Drylaw. Whoops. A car pulled up, 'Get in, expat!'

Groovee · 23/01/2014 07:47

Haha Expat, I worked in Greggs when I was a teen for my saturday job and in the summer got sent to the Pennywell Shop. I knew I had to get the number 1... I ended up at Goldenacre. The Bus driver was wetting himself laughing. But I got there eventually.

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