We were standing outside a local cafe while I was sorting our shopping in the pram, saw a staff member drop food off at a table outside where a lady had a dog. She then bent down and kneeled on the wet floor (apron on the floor) and the dog leaned its front legs onto her chest, scrabbled all over the apron and then licked her face. It was doggy snogging her. I assume it's her dog by how friendly she was with it and she then went back into the cafe presumably to carry on working.
I feel a bit sick now and just had to word vomit this out to get it out my head.