To really fancy.....

[Madamecastafiore]

The guy in the Thompsons advertisement before he sheds his ogreness?

He sort of looks sweet but like he'd give you a good time in the sack??

Or am I just weird?

Oooh no. I don't like him Ogre or non ogre.

Only me then!

All mine.

Do you think he reverts back to Ogre in the rush hour the day they get back?

Probably the minute the plane touches down if DH is anything to go by .

I am fine at home but an ogre on holiday, everyday life is less stressful than all the holiday palava for me. Gawd and spending 24 hours a day with DH and all the sprogs!!

Oh god that advert is the worst.
YABU

That's true actually. I find holidays way more stressful than being at home.

I feel sick when his horns fall off Thursday.

Yeah it's grim.
And I agree with the holiday stress too.
But why is the mum not a bit ogre-y? Is her life so perfect?

She is obviously a SAHM and leads the life of riley Thursday.

Ooh can you link to a pic?

the whole sorry thing Jean.

Sparkly how can you say that, he is a cute ogre!

Stupid bitch, making poor ogre man work all the hours god sends, depriving him of quality time with his daughter
On second thoughts OP YANBU, he needs you to take better care of him

I love this advert. Kind of sums up dh on holiday.

Stupid bitch, making poor ogre man work all the hours god sends, depriving him of quality time with his daughter
On second thoughts OP YANBU, he needs you to take better care of him

Ooooh, my first ever accidental double post.
Another MN rite of passage complete

I was trying to think how I would take care of him as an ogre better but all I could think of was I'd oil his horns every night for him.

Phnar phnar!!

Wish I had an arse like her.

Hahahahahaha!
Horn oiling

I'm with you Sparkling, it's a No from me too!

Poor poor Holiday Ogre Man.

I can't believe I am the only woman to find him attractive .

Are we actually talking about finding him attractive in his ogre form?

Because yegads no!

OP, are you actually Princess Fiona?

No, not in either form. Now if he looked like Steve Backshall, well.....

I kind of know what you mean OP because in every re incarnation of 'Beauty and the Beast' I always find the beast strangely appealing in a looks sweet but like he'd give you a good time in the sack kind of manner.

Ha! Madam, my dd said he looked like DP - lucky me eh?!

In DP's defence, he is much more conventionally attractive than the ogre, but I see what she means...and he is lovely and great in the sack!

No, am not Princess Fiona!

Yes, sweet ogre who would be thrilled and grateful at anything you did for him and would be bloody great in the sack.