... to think that my kids have an alarm on the door of the loo?

[MmeLindor]

How else do they know that I am going to the loo? If they are home, I can't go for a wee without being followed.

'MuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUmmmmmmmmmm!!'

Anyone else?

I call it the 'Arse Alarm'. As it seems everytime I go some one wants me.

Ma

Yes and it's usually something really annoying like "muuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, can I wear this random top to some random event 6 weeks from now" and I usually reply with "Maybe, but I'm trying to have a wee, leave me in peace." which is then followed by the other one saying "muuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy, I a bit thirsty" and me saying "Ok but I'm having a wee you'll have to wait until I'm finished"

Every time DH goes to the loo, DD is suddenly desperate - drives him spare! He is considering putting a second toilet in the shed

Crafty
YES! Or they are bashing each others heads in. They only fight when I go to the loo.

LOL at Arse Alarm.

Mine had radar for the moment I sat down with a cup of tea and a magazine.

They could be completely engrossed in something lulling me into a false sense of security that they might be happy and quiet for ten minutes.

Nope! Silly Mummy!

Oh, yes. Mine have one of them too.

Doomed, we are. Doomed.

I can trump all of you!

DD only ever needs a poo when I'm in the bath or shower, thus stinking out the bathroom.

I've given up on relaxing bubble baths altogether.

It's not just children, my cats are just as bad if not worse. I never get peace!

Oooh yes, Shelley, my cats all think the best time to get on my lap is definitely when I'd sitting on the toilet!

Shelley
Yes, the dog insists on following me to the loo as well. So even when the kids are in school, I can't pee alone.

And [snort] at your choice of words, Heartbroken - trump us all in the loo!

I am to please Mme

This made me laugh. Very true in this house.

at Arse Alarm.