To want Sherlock to kiss me like that

[Nombrechanger]

Benedict Cuminmysnatch just kissed a woman after breaking through her window.
I never have anything nice happen like that to me.

Yeah, price is as bit steep, more than a festival ticket. Sounds fun though, like there idea of a Steam punk party. Would love to see him in the flesh one day. I'm very jealous of a friend who worked on S2 of Sherlock and told me 'Ben is really lovely', grrrrr, jealous, but I'm only one person away from someone who's met him, so he's nearly mine isn't he?

Yes, but he actually is mine, so...

I reckon he'd have the stamina to do us both whisk and if it's sharesies or nothing .......

I have two BC claims to fame:

1. Channel4 Racing presenter Nick Luck went to school (Harrow) with BC (and christened him BendyDick CumOnMyBaps). I work in racing & have chatted to Nick (briefly) on the phone & sat next to him at a conference.

2. The fiancée of DH's work colleague works in a posh deli-style shop in Hampstead & BC came in to buy some stuff a few weeks before Christmas. She didn't recognise him

I think the ticket price is for all 3 days, but BC is only attending on the Sunday.

My claim to BC fame.

I am, in fact, Martin Freeman's moustache. It was only a small part, and I had no lines, but I felt I was integral to the story arc.

Bow before my greatness.

Hmmmmm, he could cumonmybaps any time..... (Filthy, I know, sorry, couldn't help myself)

whisk you can claim that you were shaved for Sherlock......

We could stand in the front row with I shave for Sherlock tee shirts.

Could catch the eye

We could just wear a rain coat and him..... I'm sure that would catch the eye (and maybe get us arrested!)

Because we have all missed some hand porn

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5-9lglYy8

Oh those fingers!

Actually, I know someone who went to Harrow and I think is about the right age to have been in BC's year, or thereabouts. I must check whether I have a claim to fame as good as Franken's...

Hmm, on a quick recount he's probably three or four years older. That's very thoughtless of him.

Hey, Cumbercats! Just found this! It's not porn, but it's definitely worth watching. Geek porn, if you will. Whatever, I guarantee it will make you fancy him as himself, not just as Sherlock... that's if you don't already.

For those who can't wait-
0.21, smoking' hot action sequence...
0.51, swift scarf removal (why, why, why is that bit sooo sexy?! Pause it and see if you see it too... )
2.16, the roof scene.
9.13, end part of the roof scene. The way Martin Freeman says, "Let me through, please. He's my friend," brings a lump to your throat and breaks your heart.

Hello
Sherlock and sherlock

Gets your mind going

Scroll down a bit if you can

Ah, thanks for those, HRH; was beginning to think everyone had gone home! ;) He's lovely, isn't he? Mind you, so is Robert Downey Jr., but in an entirely different way....