To want Sherlock to kiss me like that

[Nombrechanger]

Benedict Cuminmysnatch just kissed a woman after breaking through her window.
I never have anything nice happen like that to me.

Hands on hip pose shows something up in rather a lot of detail if you're looking there.

Which I'm not.

Oh, I'm looking whisk, so much I think my eyes will fall out.

Don't lie, we are all looking at his manly package!!!

That is so not what I was talking about

I was talking about...about...I will go and think up a story and get back to you shortly.

I was definitely not looking. But the shiny trousers did rather highlight something.... Should I have been looking in that direction.

Which I wasn't. I'm married.

Ahem.

Mmmmmmmm......

I'm also married, but DH doesn't do nice sexy hands on sexy BC hips poking his manly package out.... Well he might but I think BC may just pip him to the post with hotness.

He is very kindly letting me indulge my obsession with a proper Cumberfest recently, as Mr Cumberbatch is actually a damn fine actor as well as a super hot piece of ass!

Yes to that last bit. I got series 1&2 from a friend and wanted to watch an episode tonight but dh said would I wait so he could watch with me. He's out tonight.

Oh.......that could actually mean he wants to keep an eye on me?!

Cumber - I thought you said you had a 'paper Cumberbatch' for a minute! Had to re-read...

Ha ha whisk, lifesize cardboard cut out actually. He lives in my wardrobe when DH is home ....., hmmmm ...

Oooh, do you think DH would mind picking this up from the post office if it didn't fit through the leterbnox?

Oh.my.god.

I love the man, but that is seriously weird.

You can get 2ft tall ones in case life size Batch is to much......

Is a bit weird though .

I like that it says it folds neatly away for storage, no mention of wipe clean though!

2ft tall ones???

For people who go 'oooh, having a life-size cardboard cutout of BC is quite weird, so I'll go for a smaller one, cos that's completely normal'

Surely there are better pictures they could have chosen to blow up, like Sherlock in The Purple Shirt of Sex

Wipe clean!

Does it say how sturdy it is though?

Purple shirt of sex...no words.

whisk

There is some weird shit out there...

mmmmm sex, purple, shirt

That's its "Official Name" y'know. It's got its own entry in The Beginners Guide to Sherlock n' everything

These seem quite appropriate

OCD anyone?!

Product description for cardboard sex toy cut out:

Benedict is lifesize but folds down into his own box so you can take him with you wherever you go. When you take a picture with Benedict its just like you are there with him, what will your friends say when they see your Facebook page! Imagine having your own Benedict whenever you want!!

Good God, you could buy those wafer things and actually be eating him. Kind of.

My friends would think I was a fucking loon and DH would consider his marriage vows if I started posting pics of me and cardboard Benedict on Feb!

oooh, having a life-size cardboard cutout of BC is quite weird, so I'll go for a smaller one, cos that's completely normal

Wtf is that, cumberlover?! Jesus Christ.

DP is behind with the latest series, so just watched the wedding again this evening. Sherlock with Irene in his 'mind palace' - sigh. He's so up for it, he keeps her naked in his head, for crying out loud!

Adored the smoking scenes too, though mainly as I smoke and being a dying breed, I'm always happy to see a man who smokes. So fit and yes I know that is wrong. Dinner jacket, vodka mojitos, chain smoking and witty retorts. What an evening. Followed by lots of sex, of course, but I believe on this thread that goes without saying