To keep a goat in the garden of my council house?

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Anyone?

I read it as coat. Was going to post about it getting ruined in the recent weather but I won't now...

I remember reading in my tenancy agreement that goats aren't allowed! Fuck you Bristol city council!!!! BASTARDS!!!!

Thank you murder. I've always wondered but never been a good time to ask.

If I remember correctly the goat thing started on a benefits bashing thread where somebody wwas complaining about a woman she knew who was on benefits, had an enormous flat screen TV and could even afford to keep a goat.

YWBU to keep one goat. They need company so you should have at least 2.

you have a garden? entitled, much?

I've got a dragon in my shed.

But it's okay cos it's subletting.

Is it goats now? Shall I take the gerbil out of my bum then?

They've run out of free goats. It's a sheep now!

A sheep? That's not fair! I only got offered a hamster

I've half a rancid horse in mine in case I get hungry.

Well yes, you must.

After all, how on earth will you get that extra dosh in your unemployment?

a family member actually told me this with a straight face just yesterday. the amounts for each dog even

My neighbour had a horse in her's. Shat me right up when this massive horse's head poked suddenly through our hedge - we'd had no idea she even had a horse, until then. He was called Ryan. (Katie Hopkins would have hated him). He was a sweetheart.

GoGoveGo you obviously weren't poor enough for a sheep!

As long as it don't get paid cos that pisses off the higher rate tax payer! It can receive, but don't pay the thing!

So whose goat was the Romanian breast feeding in McD's?

Better not be mine she's meant to be babysitting!

Goats are for life, not just for Christmas.

Have you thought about making goats cheese to sell to your neighbours? Might off-set some of the costs.

Milk it quick.

It may not last the night.

Goats are so 2013!!! You should really have chickens this year!

Garden?

House?

Goat?

I thought the Tories had "taken care" of people like you by now and you were all in workhouses!

"We welcome hard-working goats.

• As long as it's willing to learn our language and abide by our Br English values ..."

Can I ask where you bought your goat? I've been asking on my local Facebook selling page but nobody will give me theirs.