To be full of wonderment at my novelty pubes

[DameDoom]

I noticed last night that I seem to be wearing a comedy merkin. My once curly black pubes are now very straight in places ( like I have GHD'd them straight!) They are also grey but not a nice salt n' pepper or a Helen Mirren silver, not even a mysterious Mallen streak ... just a total clod of grey white pyuob that doesn't fit in with my look.
Should I grow my armpits to see if this affliction has spread?

I say abandon shaving altogether and see how your leg hair performs

Interesting observation

Ever considered whipping it off and going for a festive vajazzle?

Sounds fantastic. There's probably websites for those sort of photos!