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to presume dh must actually be santa claus?

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ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 24/12/2013 21:42

He 'popped round' to the neighbours' two hours ago to deliver a gift. Who takes two hours to deliver one present? The only logical explanation I can come up with is that he is father Christmas and is going round the entire world giving out gifts or that they offered him port and he's now getting tipsy

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NinjaBunny · 24/12/2013 21:54

Well, it's someone...

Xmas Wink
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ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 24/12/2013 21:57

He also grows a beard every November/December.... Hmm

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phantomnamechanger · 24/12/2013 22:02

was he wearing red when he went out OP?

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ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 24/12/2013 22:05

A kind of ora

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ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 24/12/2013 22:06

Orangey red. And DMs. Do you think santa wears DMs?

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GrumpyRedhead · 25/12/2013 00:09

Maybe he accidentally killed Santa then made the mistake of putting on the suit Wink

Primafacie · 25/12/2013 00:43

Does he look like Tim Allen?

Gossipmonster · 25/12/2013 00:45

Nope -he's getting pissed Grin

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 25/12/2013 00:49

I think santa should wear DMs Grin

Your dh is looking like no1 suspect OP.

ProudAS · 25/12/2013 07:54

Nah - if he was Santa he'd have been off at lunchtime to deliver to New Zealand

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ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 25/12/2013 08:15

He's home and looking thoroughly unsurprised by ds' s presents...

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JustAnotherChristmasBauble · 25/12/2013 08:22

He's bluffing... He knows what they are...

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