to open a mulled gin and rinsed mince pie bar?

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

To carry on the complaining and to drown Liney.

I've opened it in AIBU to piss off Trills etc and to see if mnhq leave it here

ExH gave FidGirl a mini heli/girocopter which sounds like a fucking huge and hugely annoying insect. She's got paper napkins with "FidGirlAir" written on them all over the place and is practising landing on them.

So I've fucked off to the kitchen even though I have no veg to prepare.

I went very quickly from "That's great darling" to "Can't you go to someone else's house to do that?"

How is FidBoy2, Fiderer?

I now have Amaretto sour. Yum!

And oh God, I don't even want to fucking think about the massive stupid fuck off presents that ExPiLs decided to dump in my house last night.

Just fuck off. Take them to your fucking darling son's house which is twice as big as mine. Let him have them.

Oh, what's that? Oh, he doesn't want massive shit tat in his home?

Fuck offffffff

God I sound bitter

And that looks a bit mad.

You don't sound bitter, you have The Righteous Rage - big difference.

looks a bit deranged, doesn't it?? I like it

Pacific He was a bit quiet (he usually is) but he came and had a chat with me about it - without my prompting which is good. That they were all v nice but he avoided talking to his dad. That it's all weird and he doesn't know about seeing his dad again. I just listen and hug and tell him to do what he feels happy with.

And god love him he's off to his friend's again, whose dad is dying. The friend's mum called me earlier because they were worried about it being C'mas Day which is our "big day" but said she sees how FidBoy really cheers her son up and helps him. I am so proud of him.

Merry Christmas everyone.
I wish you everything you would wish for yourselves
God bless us, everyone

@ The Toddler Plank - I hear ye, I hear ye.
Watch the iPad thing though - it's like Toddler Crack

Aw, Fids, what a star he sounds.
There should be a law somewhere against people being seriously ill or dying this time of year. The season should not make a difference, but of course it does. Well done him supporting his friend.

Merry Christmas Pag.

I'm having a rest. I've brought my box of Thornton with me.

Merry Christmas everyone. We have opened presents, drank coffee with Baileys (does anyone sense a theme here) and been to the beach.

The kids loved loved loved their presents and were properly grateful so I am

Can't speak to my own parents or brother though because they are on some boat somewhere with Internet that costs a million pounds a minute and phone not much cheaper.

Yes where is GetOrf?

Fröhliche Weihnachten Pacific

mayhem here.

got my Frasier boxset - I'm content!

Apparently I am to watch some Midwifey thing with DD shortly.

Children are nice. Had you noticed?

Skyping complete with London and San Francisco.

Almost little boy bedtime.

Thank fuck.

Skyping complete with London and San Francisco.

Almost little boy bedtime.

Thank fuck.

Oops.

Rollo.

It all went ok today. And GooBoy learned to ride his bike :) I'm so proud of him :)

I shall never eat anything ever again. Ever.

On the Midwife thing, they are all going to die, aren't they?

Oh, frohe Weihnachten, Zing - sorry, I missed you earlier.

I am counting down the minutes to little boys' bedtime too, Tee

I cannot watch the Midwife thing - it makes me cry every single blood time, either because it's so sad or so happy or so stupidly and obviously sentimental but it still sets me off... .
Not being entirely sober won't help, so I am staying well clear.