to open a mulled gin and rinsed mince pie bar?

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

To carry on the complaining and to drown Liney.

I've opened it in AIBU to piss off Trills etc and to see if mnhq leave it here

I'm having my first drink, too.

Fiderer, I hope your kids have a nice Christmas and Fröhliche Weihnachten to you too.

I've just spoke to my DB and they are having our parents and his in-laws round and doing a lovely German Christmas Eve. I am a bit .
DH is on the x-trainer FFS - v festive.

Nah, the bad sex bit is rubbish. Round these parts it's just considered polite to look at the other person.

So you lot can wind your eyeballs back in and stop squinting

I think it makes me look quite sexy.

Wait, I missed something. Why are we staring hard at each other?

To have the good German sex after drinking.

Superstition, Tee.

I am in a wi-fi-less house for Christmas. Tis awful.

The person who used to tell me off for not looking deep into her eyes while "prosting" is still single mind.

I didn't know about the sex bit. What have I missed out on?

There will be no good any kind of sex this evening. Not after the number of nasty pull ups I changed today!

I hope none of you are drinking alcohol

Apparently it's a bit risky to drink if you are driving at all tomorrow.

Jesus wept

Ffs

Except Fids. She can drink because there are no small children in the house. Otherwise it would bee too dangerous, as the house might simultaneously flood and burn down at the same time as every other adult in the neighbourhood had heart attacks and broken limbs and the entire emergency service went on strike.

Jaysus

THERE COULD BE A BEE, MaryZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank fuck for that

Just don't mention my leaky boiler which could overflow the bucket and gush water over to my neighbour who has a Walking Frame and might be knocked over and swept away by boiler water and my selfishness.

Good evening. I feel horrible. I had a massive pretend Southern Comfort and Cherry Tango (no cold pepsi) had a little lie on the bed, woke myself up snoring and now I have a 7pm hangover.

We just showed ds1 his message from Santa (the portable North Pole app, it's amazing - you upload photos and can see Santa looking at them). When Santa turned around and said 'well hello there DS1' he nearly fell off the sofa :)

Recklessly having a massive baileys now. I should hand wash my Party a Trousers for tomorrow but might risk it (dangerous seeing as their last outing was the work Christmas do)...

Hello
I have prosecco. Fucking loads of it!

Poor Sparkling. Small sips of something fizzy and alcoholic should right you. I never got the "hair of the dog" thing until I read that your body is still trying to process something it isn't getting any more. Even a few sips help.

Pag Lovely to see you, I have half a winery of sparkling wine.

Hey Fids lovely

Are you ready? It coud be a long night

Ooh thanks Fid permission to drink a bit more. Perfect.

Oh yes I am.

Yes Sparkling. Your problem arose because you stopped.
Schoolboy error.