To put my cat first....

[Writerwannabe83]

I'm stretched out on my sofa, hungry, very thirsty and desperate for a wee but I can't bring myself to move because one of my cats is fast asleep on my stomach and looks so cute and comfy!! I can't bear to disturb him....

I have been trying to find the inner strength to do it for at least an hour but I just can't. He's being all sweet and snoring

I'm seriously thirsty though.......

My cats are bastards lager louts so I wouldn't hesitate to shove them off and nurse my scratches later.

Gently put the cat down in the spot you've been sitting on. It'll be nice and warm. Do your stuff then return and find somewhere else to sit

Sit tight! I can't move mine either