Those Santa Please Stop Here Signs...

[Sparklingbrook]

I have seen one this week that says 'Toy Unloading Zone'. That was it. No mention of Santa or anything. Not really the spirit is it?

AIBU to think that's a bit , or am I turning into my Mum?

I would link but I can't actually find one for sale.

Dd is six and gets cross if they don't say please on them. She says rude children don't get presents. Think we may have overdone the manners thing with her!

Oh yay. I have something objectionable

I have a very tall skinny snowman with a plaintive sad wobbly lollipop stop sign for Santa. His hat jingles. He has a tall skinny Santa too for company.

Their bell ends jingle when its windy.

I loves them.

That sounds miles better than 'Toy Unloading Zone' Honey, and extra points for jingly hat.

YY to 'Please' Row your DD is right.

I saw one of them last year - I think it's quite funny. I would raise a wry sympathetic smile .

I've 3 daughters, the highlight of Christmas to them is toys ( & their nativity plays). They're sweet, funny, generous, smart, lovely kids but Christ on Boxing morning our living room does look like a Smyths lorry exploded.

PMSL at the Celtic/Celtic FC confusion :o I thought it was non football related too :o

Ooooh - I've just remembered it must be time to put the antlers on my car!

I imagined some beautiful Celtic artwork Doesnt.

Antlers? Noooooo.

The first year I saw them I couldn't believe anyone would be so tacky as to buy one and actually be chavvy enough to put it outside their house. As someone has said already, Father Christmas knows where all the children live. So why those embarrassing 'Santa Stop here' signs ? What is wrong with people ?

It smacks of, 'me first' tbh

I don't like them at all.

DLTSDO - now that I can forgive as I think they're great !

Our sign says "Be naughty, and save Santa the trip!"

Rowgtfc72

Your dd is right.

I agree that a "Santa Stop Here" sign does in fact encourage burglars, I found this out when the fuckers stole the bloody sign......Twice!!

I gave up after that!

Winter.

I'm Just thankful that they only took the signs and didn't attempt to get into the house!

I am considering doing the naice MN-approved method of marking the path with tealights in jamjars :o

xmas but do you have a servant on a timer to light them every evening?

Does DH count?

i lOVE the "be naughty and save santa a trip" one!!!!!!!

i can't bear any of that shite (imo). i stood in the garden once like a right lummox ringing bells to let the children think that FC was on his way. they were spark out and didn't hear a blooooody thing.

tis the season to look forward to the john lewis sale on christmas eve, fa la la la la, la la la la

" their bell ends jingle "

Yes, I want one with a jingling bell end too .

I like them!

Oh a jingling bell end sounds v festive

I've seen worse... A 4 year old girl wearing a t shirt on a non uniform day saying, ' Dear Santa... GIMME' what a lovely sentiment...