As a dashing individual, Aibu to think it's...

[Caff2]

...kind of tough to tell a scruff the great mistake he's making?

Sounds like a song lyric?

Ya money or ya life

Stand and deliver, speckle dust

I dunno. Clumsy boots and peekaboo roots are all the rage on S&B. Quite dashing apparently.

Well. Ridicule is nothing to be scared of, after all.

Who on earth would ridicule silk and leather, or a feather?

Try and use a mirror...

Oh and I can do the dance and everything.

that's prince charming

I used to sing

'Even though you have to go your conkers will be mine, dadiddly dum dum

dadiddly dum dum

dadiddly dum

I'll join in with the prince charming dance

ridicule is nothing to be scared of

God, he was beautiful, wasn't he? He was my first ever crush - I must have been about 10.

All together now:

"Don't you ever - don't you ev-ev-er"

Mine too. So pretty.

I typed him out once

It was a typewriter code in Jackie magazine

and when you typed it, it did actually make his face

My first crush too

Then I moved onto Suggs

I moved onto Morrissey. With a short-but-intense crush on Robin of Sherwood in between. (Michael Praed )

Intrigued about the 'typing him out' though - I so would have done that

not Kevin Costner?

Stop being handsome, showing me you're dandy

That's how I heard it anyway..

Ugh, never (sorry Kevin)

I think I still have the instructions some where, it was typing instructions for something like 55 lines

so first line would go something like space space X 20 eegefg space x30

I'll try and find them over the weekend.

I don't know who Michael Praed is (off to google)

don't drink don't smoke what do you do

The Dandy Highwayman look is taking off on Style and Beauty!

Touche Éclat swept across the face and the nose in is going to be all the rage.

bit of sun cream is much more effective (and whiter)