Royal Variety

[YeahButWhatIf]

Always disappoints me.

Yes.

It's about time the Queen packed in that plate juggling act - she's rubbish.

I bet the Royals don't even enjoy it.

Oooh I don't know.

I expect they like singing along to a bit of Chas 'n' Dave and swooning to Barry Garlow.

Liz probably gets a bit hacked off when Phil queues for ages and still manages to come back with the wrong flavour ice cream tub.

I'm just waiting for John Newman to come on then I'll turn it off.

Ah you have just made my night isthatwhatdemonsdo didn't realise my new crush John Newman was on

Who was that comedian who was just on? My DD is laughing at me because I thought he was Mr Tumble.

Is the royal variety not just around so that the Britains Got Talent winners can perform? Is this not their 'prize'?

Very freaked out by Robbie and Olly impersonating King Louis and Balloo the bear!

I'm only watching for the BGT winners as I loved them even though I've forgotten what they're called.
I wish there was a list of when everybody comes on, as it is I'm just switching channels every 5 minutes.
It's utter crap.

I've always loved the Royal Variety. We don't get proper variety these days and I don't know why, we have the attention spans of gnats....

The shadow dancers/BGT winners were fab

Didn't like the Shadow people. They had months to come up with something and that was it???

I only watched for attraction and they were bloody rubbish I have dry eyes i wanted soppy sentiment and how did the woman end up using a wheel chair did i miss a bit and John Bishop meh

Attraction were't on very long, were they.
And Chas and Dave? Where did they dig them up from?

god that was cringy chas n dave and the cast all singing along those rizzle kicks boys looked lost, I was really disappointed in Attraction what they do is amazing but i wasn't blown away by then and i cried the first time i saw them on BGT

Gareth's choir were so out of tune I had to turn the sound off, it was painful.

It's times like this when Liz'n'Phil really earn their civil list payments, isn't it?

I'm quite sorry to have missed Chas & Dave. I expect Camilla likes to jig around to "I don't care if he comes round 'ere".

Her Maj and filly weren't there.

I loathe John Bishop.

I think she was meant to have always been in a wheelchair but yes it was a bit

I recorded it so I could whizz through all the adverts and the duff acts.

Jimmy Carr was very close to the bone though, blimey.

I liked the weird X Factor musical thing.

Cynthia Erivo was awesome in I cant sing.

But Deck did you not think that it was the worst lookylikey Simon Cowell imaginable??

I didn't get the story of the shadow one. I'm still confused now.

at Barry Garlow!

manticlimactic the one with the curtains? Jason Byrne. I Think.

I think she was meant to have always been in a wheelchair

Oh ok but we saw her dancing don't get it which is a shame as they are amazing the shadows were fab the story not so much,

I still don't get it. I think they try too hard to make it emotional and failed. The first ones they did were amazing.