In sneaking some nibbles out of the Christmas cupboard.

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Everyone is out. Not due back for 2 hours.

Fancying either M&S bacon rashes or opening the Honey roast peanuts.

I could easily replace before they are missed.

Everyone else has had a warning about not going in and touching anything so I know iabu but......

Ive already eaten a bag of pretzels, 2 boxes of SF Chicken and a pizza.

It's taking everything i have not to open to Gin.

Go for it

I already had the entire m and s Belgian biscuit selection and box of truffles.

I really have to stop myself eating the christmas cake too... Did have a nibble from the bottom though

Jesus you people.

I've only had a Walnut Whip, 2 boxes of Maltesers, 2 Matchmakers and erm think that's it

I ate the white chocolate fingers last night (that I bought for my sister ) but it's ok because I bought 'the wrong ones' anyway and will replace them with the Bourneville ones, which I won't eat because bleurgh.

The Roses and Heroes keep giving me 'come hither' glances though...

I admit to a box of M&S truffles!

Go for it I have

You must.its altruistic act,to protect family by tasting the food

It's the law imo. I ate the Christmas biscuits and advent calendar ages ago.

Do not.
Step away from the box.

It's the beginning of the long munch of horror .

Take it from someone who accidentally scoffed the ferrero Roche ( 2 boxes!!! 2 fecking boxes)

Burps a silent almondy burb

Yes, that's it exactly!

If I don't test the chocolate fingers, who will? My dsis has a 2 year-old son - what if he got some of the chocolate fingers and they were poisonous? It's for the best that I ate them, really

Won't someone please think of the children?!?

Ok the Bacon Rashes are open. I have to eat the whole bag as can't put half a bag back. Will need to stuff bag to bottom of recycling when I have finished troffing.

I knew this would happen, just knew it.

Check the date. You probably bought them far too early and they'll be gone off by Xmas.

And if you can't make out the date because the kitchen light is off, then best be on the safe side and eat them now.

I ate all the saltwater taffy I had sent over from the USA last week . And the Marshmallow Peeps.

I have the self control of KH in a field quite clearly.

I've already eaten two packets of nuts, a tube of Pringles, a tin of roses and three(!) packets of aldi sea salt fudge.

And drank a bottle of home made baileys that was going to be a gift.

All aided and abetted by DH though.

that is why i dont get much in way before xmas, many a times a xmas selecction box has been opened when i get a choccy craving

I have the self control of KH in a field quite clearly.

Quote of the day!

I'm tucking into the Xmas cheese and biscuits washed down with a glass of the Xmas wine!

Cheers

And I think you are a really caring and most thoughtful parent by testing the Christmas delicacies.

Most parents would risk the well being of their precious children by giving them unopened untested food stuffs. There could be all manner of things wrong with them. Who will think of the children?

Blackforest stollen and 2 packs of the caramel/sea salt fudge (same as chopsy above).

Which is actually the full compliment of Christmas food that I have bought so far

Blackforest stollen and 2 packs of the caramel/sea salt fudge

Where the actual fuck did you get these from because I need them in my life?

This is why my Xmas food stash lives at my mums.

It's not so bad though my Xmas booze stash lives with me

Heartbroken... Both from Aldi, although I haven't seen the fudge in there for a few weeks otherwise I would have eaten a lot more of it

Last night I wrapped up the big box of thorntons that I bought for fil to stop me openong them. I can still hear them shouting me though!

Well, I know where I'm going shopping this week!

Thanks Kit