to think my mum should join the olympic sprint team

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My mum rang me and I missed it by a second. I rang her straight back and no answer.

How did my mum get so far away from her phone in a second?!

She must be one hell of a sprinter

It happens every single time. She will ring me back and complain about me not answering the phone.

no doubt its laptop help she needs

My mum does this too. But I know she ain't no sprinter, so I like to imagine witchcraft of some kind.

WHERE does she go?

It was a fucking candy crush question!

I have no idea where they go or how they move so quickly.

Candy Crush Question! That is funny, did you have to give sage advice?!
We have recently introduced my mum to iMessage, and it can see her typing for about a hundred years before a single line without punctuation appears on my screen!

She got FB a while ago and became addicted to Candy Crush. I don't really play it. She wanted to know why she couldn't get to next level.

Maybe the sound of your phone ringing out reminds her she needs the toilet.

Or do you have the sound of tinkling water in the background of your answer machine message?

She would still have to be a sprinter to disappear that quick

Bumping for the day time crowd. Still don't understand it