AIBU to want to start throwing buckets of water

[crazyhamsterbackonthego]

Over my neighbours fence ???

For the second night in a row they have one of those huge barrels full of crap set on fire , not only does it stink their is black smoke billowing everywhere
It smells like my dam house is on fire

They have the same size garden as me at least 40ft length and yet they have the fire right outside my kitchen window

Id speak to her but she just scowls at me

Its either water or ill start pelting ice cubes at them !!!

Go on. I triple dare you!

OOh a dare , I like Dares .

Have you done it yet?

Yeah, do it, and hope the smoke drafts back into their house.

I cant find the sodding bucket , do you think a jug will do ??

I have had to move the newborn kittens upstairs

Phone the fire brigade? Perhaps not. Environmental health? Non emergency police number for advice?

YANBU

It started chucking it down instead

are you sure it is chucking it down, or is a neighbour one house away hiding behind the fence with a hose?

[black] if only

They all legged it inside as soon as it started , as did my very soggy cat

My parents neighbours have a similar lack of sense. They have a big garden. When they burn stuff, they pile it high next to the fence, just by their conifers and under their tall tree . They have singed the fence and tree and actually lit their conifers once.