to steal from work <lighthearted>

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I have lost my job. My last day is on Christmas eve. I have a new job for next year but on reduced income...

Would I be unreasonable to supplement my income by 'acquiring' a few of those industrial sized toilet rolls for my house... Just a couple would last me ages and make me laugh when I see them!

So mnjury... Should I?!

My last employers made me redundant and were complete arseholes in the way how they did it.

We all raided the stationary cupboard.
The cleaner insisted I raided the cleaning store (office was shutting).
And I have a 150 pc tool kit and a 5ft fiber optic christmas tree.........

I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.

An old friend worked for an office equipment company as a rep years ago (1970s) and heard on the grapevine that the company was going under. He had a suspicion anyway as he hadn't been paid for a couple of months.

So when he got a call one morning that he had to go into the office for a meeting he took the train and left his company car full of stock at home.

All the reps had their car keys taken off them and they were all let go then and there.

He returned the company car the next day but minus the stock.