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To not be so bothered that neighbour is now pissed off with me? (boring xmas lights thread)

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1980schick · 30/11/2013 20:56

Ok so myself and neighbour share a hedge, its actually on my property so my hedge, but separates both houses. For an eternity, every single christmas, neighbour likes to invite poundland to throw up in her garden choose carefully selected christmas lights to make her house look as trashy as possible.

This is my ds's first christmas where he will notice things and hes already loving the lights we see in shops so i thought i'd buy a large net of lights to put over this hedge, be a bit different from neighbours 2 lines of fairy lights. I also bought 2 large snowflake things for the front windows and some stars to go around the door. As i was putting them up this morning neighbour came back from doing her shopping and just stood there staring with her mouth wide open in horror, i said hiya, she said hiya back then went in.

Dp says i should have asked her if it was ok - err ask her if its ok to put christmas lights on my own hedge? Im not even that bloody bothered about them just thought it would be nice for ds to look at, which is why ive never bothered doing anything like this before.

Now neighbours have been arguing all day about various things but they keep coming back to the bleeding lights and how ive apparently taken over? (walls are paper thin, they argue quite a lot, never about christmas lights though) Should i just take them down? I dont really see why the fuss if im honest but she is a bit obsessive about everything, for example shes the type to put her wheely bin in her parking space right outside her house. She hates anyone parking within an inch of her house, yet her and her teenage children can park where they feel like. So the great christmas lights debacle of 2013 will keep her moaning for quite a while.

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1980schick · 01/12/2013 09:33

Is now a good time to mention she has a fountain in her front garden - we live in bigish terraced houses so not exactly a mansion with her own gravel driveway and room for a fountain. Shes yet to decorate it for xmas though, maybe now the hedge is out of bounds for her she may be forced into throwing a few lights up there too, she once bought fish for it, they lived for a day until she went and cleaned it with bleach and found them all floating in it the next day!

She tries to compete with a house down the road, but they obviously have lot more money so everything is bigger and better, even there fountain is currently decorated with plastic flowers that look so much better than neighbours. They do life size light up trains, statues dressed as snowman, they also have an old fashioned street light dressed as santa and a massive palm type tree they wrap in white felt as a snowman.

God bless her neighbour tries, but fails dramatically. I think house down the rd is better for pitures, will give you all hours of entertainment. If we ask for a taxi round here and tell them where we are going, they constantly ask, oh do you live by the house that has all the lights, people come from miles around to see it. Bless neighbour for trying but i cant see anyone jumping in their car to drive to see the field of fake flowers with lights thrown at them Grin

I really hope she doesnt come on mumsnet!

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Xochiquetzal · 01/12/2013 09:38

Ha and DH complains about my love of all tacky Christmas decorations. I've never thought of added fake flowers and hiding Santa gnomes is pure genius!

OP everytime she adds more tackiness you need to add more lights/sparkly stuff, by Christmas eve your house will be surrounded by beautiful sparkly, tacky Christmas magic Grin

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 09:41

[https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=house+in+chevy+chase+christmas+vacation&rlz=1C1CHMO_en-GBGB550GB550&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=AQSbUrz0OoSU0QWL-ICQBQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=666#facrc=&imgdii=&imgrc=RKDnmUN7ollDGM%3A%3B7OMnMVnoiU8adM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.achristmasstoryhouse.com%252Fimages%252FChristmasVacation%252FChristmasVactionHouse.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.achristmasstoryhouse.com%252Findex.php%252Fchristmas-vacation-20th-anniversary-salute%252F%3B500%3B303 Can you aim for this level of xmas cheer, to piss off the neighbours more]]

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 09:42

ahhhh bollocks

Can you aim for this level of xmas cheer, to piss off the neighbours more

1980schick · 01/12/2013 09:44

oh that link isnt working? Shes gone in now, probably for more energy food, planting fake flowers really takes it out of you Grin

In other news though, so far ive counted (really bored!) 32 bunches of plastic flowers in her garden, thats £32 she has spent in poundland!!!

I dont know anyone who spends over a tenner in there! she deserves an award! Smile

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LilyTheSavage · 01/12/2013 09:54

This is brilliant and is on a par with the penis-beaker-dunking thread. It's the first thread I've ever followed.
Could you have speakers outside playing Christmas carols as well? Grin

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 01/12/2013 09:57

Speakers Grin

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 09:58

I must be having a crap link day.

Plastic flowers!!!!! how very unxmassy....

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 09:59

Do you have a wyevales garden centre near you, they have all manner of xmas crap you can annoy her with.

Including glowing reindeers and penguins, i want the penguins.

birdybear · 01/12/2013 10:04

How do you plug all there things in? Do you have to leave a window open for the wires? I would worry about burglars!

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 10:07

Also people who have masses of lights on their houses, must have astronomical electricity bills.

ilovepowerhoop · 01/12/2013 10:14

have tried redoing link

ilovepowerhoop · 01/12/2013 10:16

we normally feed the wire through a downstairs window but the window either shuts properly on is on the latch. Some people have outdoor plugs too or use a plug in their garage.

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 10:16

Thanks Hoop Thanks

ilovepowerhoop · 01/12/2013 10:18

twat christmas lights

ilovepowerhoop · 01/12/2013 10:21

I think you should aim for this!!

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 10:26

Hoop, that last picture looks like Poundland had a massive shit all over that house, thats just tacky.

FryOneFatManic · 01/12/2013 11:23

Lucius My DP used to work for Wyevales. He would be sick of xmas crap looooong before Xmas.

Thank goodness I don't have neighbours who go mad on outdoor lights. Most we get are people putting a string of icicles over their windows. Good for me because I can't sleep unless it's really dark.

DameDeepRedBetty · 01/12/2013 11:27

Keep 'em coming hoop!

LEMisafucker · 01/12/2013 11:31

It all starts with a "tasteful" set of fairy lights on the shed - you'll be draining the national grid within a couple of christmases :)

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 01/12/2013 11:36

Fry I can understand that, just standing in there for half hour, did it for me.

My neighbours are quite good in respect of outside xmas shit, normally string lights, thats pretty much it. Although i live in a rather posh bit, and its seen as tacky having blow up santas and shit, theres a house near the secondary school that throw all manner of crap on their lawn.

LEMisafucker · 01/12/2013 11:37

Fairylea i had an outburst of laughter (literally unheard of) at your rearranging the lights comment - DD is looking at me like Hmmandthe dog jumped off my lap! Thats a new take on cunt bunting right there

Valdeeves · 01/12/2013 11:39

Please tell me where abouts in the country you live??? Plastic flowers in the garden????

LEMisafucker · 01/12/2013 11:47

Just tell them to cock off

Blatherskite · 01/12/2013 11:50

I'm trying - and failing - to see how plastic flowers are Christmassy Confused

We need a picture op!

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