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To pop dp's back spots.

73 replies

cantheyseeme · 26/11/2013 20:13

Grin I love doing it, i dont know why, am i the only one?

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cantheyseeme · 26/11/2013 21:31

Watery pus is just an anticlimax, ive had 5 good ones tonight, dp has been a bit run down, maybe i might give him some lurgy soon get some more good ones! I much prefer silly string but i like hard whjtead torpedos too Grin

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 26/11/2013 21:31

DH gets my spots.

I tell him to pin me down for black heads on my nose, they really hurt.

He loves a good spot squeezing session.

Mim78 · 26/11/2013 21:33

I'm so glad this is not just me! I am off to tell dh about this thread as he always protests that it hurts!

PrincessFlirtyPants · 26/11/2013 21:34

When I see someone else's blackheads I do not want to pop them its only DH's I want to pop.

Is that the inner ape in me?

PedantMarina · 26/11/2013 21:35

Rumple, ssssooooo glad I didn't have the sound on.

sebsmummy1 · 26/11/2013 21:41

You lot are bloody hilarious lol and really bloody disgusting

I can't say my OH has any spots to squeeze, but I pin him down weekly and pluck his eyebrows. I particularly like it when he screams, very satisfying Grin

UnicornsNotRiddenByGrownUps · 26/11/2013 21:42

.... Just finished a pop myself...

technosausage · 26/11/2013 21:43

I've had a really shitty day today (high risk pregnancy, biting 15 month old, living in a building site...)
After my lovey dp had put jaws to bed he came downstairs is let me pick the spots on his back and in his hairline.
He's the best :)

makemineabacardi · 26/11/2013 21:47

In my younger days in a previous job the ladies' loo had a full length mirror in it - I thought of it as my personal spot mirror. I get a lot of spots so was often in there having a squeeze if nobody else was around. I get a lot of torpedoes so the chances of getting one up the mirror were quite high.

I used to have a good old squeeze then leave the residue, just to see how often the cleaners cleaned the mirror. It was not cleaned often.

I realise this makes me utterly disgusting. Blush

whois · 26/11/2013 23:47

Oh I LOVE squeezing things. DP won't let me anywhere near spots or things on him tho :-(

MilkyBarButtons · 27/11/2013 00:05

My ex had a beautiful little hole on the side of his face, just looked like an enlarged pore but it was silly string heaven. I'd be sitting on my hands to try and allow it to 'brew up' properly for maximum satisfaction.

When we split I tried to get custody of 'the hole' explained that any new gf could have the rest of him but I'd smack the bitch down if she encroached on my territory Blush. Ok I admit I was being unreasonable. Luckily his last GF wasn't a squeezer freak and when I see him next it'll be nine months since it was last touched. Us women can brew up a whole person in that time so I'm hoping for something good. He is too as apparently it'll save him from needing to buy me a Christmas present Grin.

SupermansBigRedReindeerNose · 27/11/2013 00:33

This should have a mini klaxxon in the title I love sporn Grin I swear I can feel my throat going ''ughhmmmmhmmmummm'' to itself with glee Blush dp lets me squeeze random plukes and I let him pull my grey hairs/long hairs on my neck BlushBlush as I says to a friend the other day, it's the sign of a true relationship!

SupermansBigRedReindeerNose · 27/11/2013 00:39

My ex had a chin spot with a load of stubble mushed in with it, in a clump, oh the pleasure i got tweezing out the hairs.

My toes twiddled in my slippers with excitement! And dp asked if I said sonething as I mumbled mmm hair to myself...

ProudAS · 27/11/2013 04:04

Something very satisfying about spot squeezing.

Littlebigcat · 27/11/2013 04:59

So glad it's not just me. When I first met DP he had a huge blackhead on his neck and I waited about 2 months to reveal my habit. Loads of silly string stuff and thick stuff, was bigger than a pea. There's never been anything quite like it since Sad

ThomasLynn · 27/11/2013 05:21

Lovely DP gets some glorious blackheads around his eyebrows. He also gets some rather satisfying torpedoes on his shoulders. I am allowed to pin him down after he showers. Bliss.

Still get to do XP's as well. As he says, he doesn't want to touch them, but he does want them gone. I pretend to not want to and he offers things like taking DD overnight mid-week, or minor car servicing. Most satisfying. (I think he's on to me though...)

He's also known to stop me as I walk past, pop one I missed (usually in between my shoulder blades) and give a running commentary.

Twoo wuv.

ThomasLynn · 27/11/2013 05:22

Hmm. Wait. By the "he" in the penultimate sentence I actually mean DP.
Must remember to proof read.

cantheyseeme · 27/11/2013 07:10

I remember one blackhead that was the gift that just kept on giving...then it packed up and left and ive never quite gotten over it Grin DP squeals and squirms and i relish in it!

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livinginwonderland · 27/11/2013 07:11

I told DP about this thread and he said "you're not the only freak out there then!"

I LOVE squeezing his spots. He gets some awesome blackheads on his shoulders and his back. I pin him down when he's watching TV and squeeze away. It's bliss. he secretly enjoys it though 'cause he squeezes my spots too

AllonsySong · 27/11/2013 08:24

I had an ex many moons ago who let me go to town with his ingrowns, blackheads, whiteheads, primula cheeses... Aaah yoof

DP leaps a mile, yells and swats me away when he "feels" me coming... (Wandering fingers when cuddling or massaging or just trying to jump him when he's out the shower and his pores are nice and open!Smile) He gets little ingrowns in his back from waxing and on his neck from shaving and all I NEED to do is groom him.

He's rubbish. Confused
Shame he's so wonderful (read perfectly normal). It's the only thing I'd change about himWink

daddyorchipsdaddyorchips · 27/11/2013 08:35

Ahh, love a good blackhead.

On the weekend I spotted one on DP's cheek and was looking at it longingly. He moved in for a snuggle and said something like "ah, I love it when you look at me like that".

Didn't have the heart to tell him it was his spot I was gazing at (then had to hold off a day to get it just in case he rumbled me!)

VikingLady · 27/11/2013 08:41

DH has a really deep blackhead on the back of his shoulder in an old spot scar. It's so deep you have to hook it out with a pin! I keep a pin with a slightly bent end in the bathroom for just this purpose Grin

And the ingrown beard hairs are a joy. Extra thick ones with no real root, doubles and trebles, thick curly ingrown ones.... I tell him it is why I am with him.

GhostsInSnow · 27/11/2013 09:39

My DS is very hairy, his back spots were outstanding (not helped by the fact he spent most of his late teenage years in the Kebab shop). Every now and again he'd hand me a pair of tweezers and let me loose on spots and ingrowing hairs. Bliss.

He's moved in with his GF now, the GF that said I was gross for popping a shoulder spot one afternoon. The GF who now has her own set of tweezers for the hairs and happily spends an hour popping him Grin
She says 'now she gets it'.

DH and DD are most disappointing. Very little between them Sad

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