Just watched Eastenders for first time in eons.
So Alfie Moon's marrying some bird. He realises he loves Kat still and nicks off to airport to beg her to be with him. Manages to get an air ticket and gets on plane even though cabin door's been shut 
Why would he have his passport with him? And weren't the passengers and cabin crew very patient whilst the pair of them were on the tarmac?
I'm not hooked now honest! 
Ahhh now here's Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners on, a proper programme.