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STOP IT (DH)

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Anydrinkwilldo · 24/11/2013 11:06

I have to ask DH a hundred times a day to STOP feeling himself. Hands down pants constantly. WHAT is it about men feeling themselves. I tell him to stop and 2 minutes later he's doing it again. I may just chop it off....

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Spinkle · 24/11/2013 16:48

DH does this. It's like a hobby to him.

I hate it and will bark 'leave yourself alone!' at him. Doesn't stop him.

He also digs at his nose like there's gold up there. And will eat the contents.

It's a proper turn off.

HyvaPaiva · 24/11/2013 16:54

That's disgusting! I've never seen my DP do this. I have loads of male relatives, they've never done this, and nor have my friends. It's not a 'man' thing, it's a 'particularly gross people only' thing! Yuck.

SkullyAndBones · 24/11/2013 17:45

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foreverondiet · 24/11/2013 17:59

Does he wash hands after? If not it's disgusting - if he is aware and washes his hands and only at home then don't think so bad. Although have never seen dh do it.

Faverolles · 24/11/2013 18:03

Dh doesn't do this at all! thank god!
FIL on the other hand, visits rarely and fiddles constantly - bleurgh. Revolting.

TheGreatWizardQuiQuaeQuod · 24/11/2013 18:11

Why do they do it? I've yet to see a woman gently stroking, cradling, fiddling with or getting the warmth from her genitals. Why is that? Is there something about having a penis that means it must be cuddled of an evening?

Does it get cold or lonely or something? [baffled]

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