Is it so hard to ask Mrs Bear to roll over?
Or actually get baby Bear to sleep, rather than leave him up playing all night?
Or if that's too much like parenting, how about move the clock to a different room and sleep on the sofa?
Maybe fix the dripping tap that Mrs Bear has probably been nagging about ?
Don't be such an idiot that you strop out to the garden to sleep!
have read Peace at Last one too many times and I am about to snap