To think Mike the Knight's mum is living a lie...

[MrsDrRanj]

And her husband clearly did a runner a long time ago, but she seems unable to break it to her children, particularly her son who wants to be just like him.

Has anyone ever actually seen him?!

I don't think he's ever been in it. :(

Hahaha ive always said this, he sends these postcards once in a while, haha hes long gone!

My thoughts exactly, he probably has a new family somewhere, probably viking land.

Nope. He sends postcards though.

Queen Martha reminds me of Ophelia when she's mad, wandering around being pleasant but ineffectual. I mean, what does she ever do? She gets her DC to do all the housework and get all the messages, then Sparkie does all the cooking and Squirt the washing up. And it isn't like she ever actually does any parenting

::has watched too much Mike::

::fucking hate Mike the Knight::

But he's off conquering other lands!

And probably sleeping with every wench he meets.

As kings do.

I think hes a really annoying little sod haha probably the lack.of a male role model and being brought up by mystical creatures

I'm sure he's been in it once. He returned for some reason. Then buggered off again. But YANBU, she is clearly deluding herself.

Mike's Dad was in the Christmas special we just watched on i-player! Voiced by Alexander Armstrong.

Mike's Dad looks nothing like him. He is dark-haired whereas Mike and him Mum the Queen are quite fair.

Given that he is away in the Crusades a lot, if I was Mike's Dad I would be doing some serious sums about the dates of the Queen's pregnancy with Mike....