To wonder if I'm allowed to shop in Waitrose?

[ohmymimi]

One is opening nearby. I'm probably slightly lower middle class, I have ordered on-line from John Lewis, though, and I've never shopped in my pyjamas without a jumper and jeans on top.

Practise saying "how now, brown cow" in your poshest voice before visiting, Don't use Facebook whilst in there or buy Fruitshoots. If your phone rings whilst in their, ignore it and give a person nearby a filthy look.

Their cherry tomatoes and peppers are 10p cheaper than the ones in Sainsburys btw.

Im lower lower middle class. Should I stick to Lidl?

One is opening nearby

There goes the neighbourhood.

oldgrandmama My son was run over in Waitrose! A horrible old lady knocked him absolutely flying with her trolley (he was 4, and was at my side behaving perfectly at the time) and then stood absolutely glaring at me as I picked him up and comforted him. Not a hint of an apology :(

Is anyone middle middle middle class?

They have a child trap by the entrance which nabs screaming children before they get in the shop.

It's true. Must be because there are no screaming kiddies in my Waitrose.

Plenty of Jocastas and Tarquins, though, helping mummy ( see above)

And you can't beat the 3p off for using your My Waitrose card. Heaps better than Nectar (!)

I went in a John Lewis once. It feels how Heaven must feel: All real solid wood, brushed aluminium gizmos, executive sportswear, cashmere, and stockings on ladies' legs sticking up in the air on the counters.

Get them to deliver, then pjs are acceptable. Free coffee and newspaper only if you go in though, but the staff are so darn cheery you probably could wear a fleece onesie and they wouldn't say a word. On the plus side, the kiddy parking spaces are usually available, makes me happy. Trollies are still possessed by satan, however.

Is anyone middle middle middle class?

Chris Packham.

I'm lower lower middle class. Should I stick to Lidl?

No, Asda, Morrisons and Co-op are still acceptable. As are Tesco and Sainsburys, but not their 'Finest' or 'Taste the difference' ranges.

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take the posh test 1st. I am 10% posh so i don't think i would be allowed in the car park, let alone the shop.

I feel safe in JL and Waitrose. I also feel young and stylishly dressed.

I am 55% posh. Does that make me upper middle middle middle?

Nance, I had the loo cleaner mince pies too. Fucking MINGING! Too clever by seven eights. The only saving grace is that they were in the reduced section, so I didn't waste a whole three quid on them.

The flaky pastry was nice, but just left me longing wistfully for a sausage roll.

I'm 19% posh.

I am not posh but live in posh (ish) area with no Waitrose but a Sainsbury's. To get to a Waitrose I have to drive to a distinctly unposh area and negotiate no end of artificial fibre and pound shops.

Is it an attempt at social engineering?

Mrscakes

61%. How on earth is that possible?

I'm middle middle class. I shop at whichever supermarket makes it worth my while by sending me a decent voucher, or Lidl if it's not raining or Ocado if I'm feeling lazy. But Waitrose's free tea is a considerable incentive.

I am officially 56% posh,so I can go in, buy some carrier bags, then run round the corner to sainsburys to fill them up.

CRIKEY! I AM 61% POSH!
That means, Tiggy that I am considerably posher than yew!

Some Heston stuff is great (though overpriced) though. The Christmas puddings are delicious, and the Black Forest Gateau thing was a real treat when Ocado had it on clearance..

I might have to be promoted to upper lower middle class!